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By Username - 23/06/2011 04:47 - United States

Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML

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By Where is My Tree? - 28/02/2025 03:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML

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By SGreene - 06/05/2017 20:00

Today, a storm dropped a tree across my road. I would have moved it with my tractor, but there was a tree on that too. FML

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By mooselord - 05/12/2013 17:41 - United States

Today, I was driving home, when a truck overtook me. Two of the Christmas trees it was carrying fell off straight into my bumper. The car behind me pulled over, but instead of seeing if I was okay, he just went to see whether or not either of the trees was in good enough shape to take home. FML

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By ragsy - 14/08/2009 16:54 - United States

Today, I finally went to Home Depot to buy a chainsaw to cut down the tree leaning dangerously over my garage. When I got home, I found the tree had fallen and taken out the roof while I was shopping. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2019 06:26

Today, I was driving behind a tall truck when it drove through some overhanging branches. Suddenly, a huge branch fell on top of my car, leaving it scratched all over and with several dents in the roof. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2016 05:05 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I found out if a tree falls in the forest and there's nobody around, it does in fact make a sound, and also $5,000 worth of damage to your truck. FML

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By 1ndustrytx - 04/09/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML

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By me - 01/05/2011 16:31 - United States

Today, the tree that my neighbors have neglected to cut down fell on my car. They claim that by law, they aren't responsible and don't have to pay for it. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 14:38 - United States - Seattle

Today, I called a tree removal company to have my diseased elm removed. When I got home from work, I was surprised to find it still there. Not as surprised as my neighbor was to discover that his tree was missing, nor as surprised as his children when they saw there was no more tree-house. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, I was in a college band rehearsal when I got a call, saying, "Your car was just hit by a tree!" I said, "Yeah, right!" and hung up on her. Minutes later, the band manager walked in and told me that my car was totaled. I then went and stood in the rain to watch a tree get cut off my car. FML

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Thursday 23 June 2011 11:58

talk about timing

mismonroe 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 12:08

Are you in good hands..?

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The_Wonderful_Me 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 15:29

Careful, those trees know more than they let on... ;)

destroyer713 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 15:33

TREE ANGRY!!! TREE SMASH!!!

KickItHigh 32

Thursday 23 June 2011 15:42

That sucks. Sometimes, I wanna go up to mother nature and say "**** you!" but then I'd be scared of getting a personal rain cloud...

symplyme 1

Thursday 23 June 2011 15:44

the tree knew what you were planning, and contracted, next time go ninja (plan more secretly)

M0rt 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 15:54

I believe that's called irony.

YayFlameWarz 9

Thursday 23 June 2011 16:22

Look's as if the early bird got pissed you were taking it's home

bewbies 3

Thursday 23 June 2011 16:48

like a good neighbor state farm is there!

blargheria 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 17:01

it heard you say you were going to cut it down.

sep2032 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 17:22

procrastination is like masturbation. in the end you only screw yourself :)

wouter320 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 17:22

Well, you don't have to let it be removed anymore...

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