Miscellaneous: Today, I got in line for my flight to visit a friend in England....

By Anonymous - 11/03/2015 15:26 - United States

Today, I got in line for my flight to visit a friend in England. My mom was there to see me off, and decided to shout "No sex!" while waving, in front of at least a hundred people who will very likely be sharing the transatlantic flight with me. FML

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By northernlass - 01/10/2010 14:32 - United States

Today, I boarded a trans-Atlantic flight by myself, and struck up a nice conversation with the passenger across the aisle. Before we even took off, the man in front of me unbuckled, stood to face me, and asked me to please shut the hell up. "It's a 9 hour flight, and you're VERY loud!" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 14:25 - United States

Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML

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By Sigh - 19/02/2013 17:13 - United Kingdom - Waltham Abbey

Today, a woman strapped her 8-year-old son into the seat next to me on a transatlantic flight. Thinking they'd been unable to book seats together, I offered to swap seats with her. She said she'd booked it this way intentionally, because he's a "fucking brat" on flights. She was right. FML

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The talk

By airplanes-suck - 21/08/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, I went on a plane and was sitting next to a mom with her 12-year-oldish daughter. Apparently, they decided to have "The talk." On the plane, right next to me. I heard everything, and actually learned new things. I'm 35. FML

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Flight from hell

By MDoremis - 28/08/2016 19:24 - United States - Honolulu

Today, while flying home, two little girls started chanting, "We're all going to die." I'm an extremely anxious flyer. FML

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Pipe down

By Anonymous - 22/07/2019 00:01

Today, my family drove me to the airport. Before they said goodbye, my mom discreetly pulled me to one side and asked if I'd remembered to pack my birth control pills. Unfortunately, my little sister heard, then chased me through the security line, yelling, "YOU'RE ON BIRTH CONTROL?!" FML

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By foodsicknessinATL - 24/11/2016 00:08 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I spent the busiest travel day of the year in the busiest airport in the world trapped between the decision to leave the terminal bathroom or shit my pants. Yes, I missed my flight. Sorry, mom. FML

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Stressed out

By Anonymous - 07/08/2023 06:00

Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML

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By myles bevan - 09/09/2010 10:01 - United Kingdom

Today, whilst sat next to a old lady on a flight back to the UK, I exclaimed how I wished somebody would gag the crying baby a few rows behind us. Her reply was, "That's my grandson." FML

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Unflattered

By lindsay - 28/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML

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Jinxsie 27

Thursday 12 March 2015 0:23

So much for joining the Mile High Club. :(

Tthug 34

Thursday 12 March 2015 0:23

Who cares? The great thing about flights is you can talk about whatever you want, because it's unlikely you'll ever see any of those people again.

Comments

Bazinga_1821 16

Thursday 12 March 2015 0:28

You should've yelled back "If I can't have sex than neither can you!"

1dvs_bstd 41

Thursday 12 March 2015 0:29

Then** sorry.

Bazinga_1821 16

Thursday 12 March 2015 0:35

Oops. Sorry, didn't catch that

1dvs_bstd 41

Thursday 12 March 2015 0:38

Happens. We just went full Canadian tho

Bazinga_1821 16

Thursday 12 March 2015 0:41

It's no big deal

1dvs_bstd 41

Thursday 12 March 2015 0:28

Isn't this how mother's issues start?

HeWillBeLoved105 22

Thursday 12 March 2015 0:31

Your point?

SuperMew 22

Thursday 12 March 2015 0:32

She could have said "she has a bomb."

Mmmsushi 14

Thursday 12 March 2015 1:16

No she should not have. That's not only immature, but dangerous and stupid.

TheOnlyMizLiv 22

Thursday 12 March 2015 18:11

They didn't say she should have, they said she "could have" (trying to make light of the situation). Give'm a break! -.-

Mmmsushi 14

Thursday 12 March 2015 19:50

I really don't care what the wording is, the suggestion was still stupid. Bombs are not funny.

Steve95401 49

Thursday 12 March 2015 0:39

Unless you were planning to join the "Mile High Club", this won't cut into your sex life. Once you arrive in England, you're not likely to see the other passengers from your flight again.