By Anonymous - 11/03/2015 15:26 - United States

Today, I got in line for my flight to visit a friend in England. My mom was there to see me off, and decided to shout "No sex!" while waving, in front of at least a hundred people who will very likely be sharing the transatlantic flight with me. FML
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Jinxsie 27

So much for joining the Mile High Club. :(

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Tthug 34

Who cares? The great thing about flights is you can talk about whatever you want, because it's unlikely you'll ever see any of those people again.

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Mmmsushi 14

Well at least you'll likely never see those people outside the plane. Enjoy your trip OP!

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suszyy 9

Gotta love them mother's who are not afraid of embarrassing their children..

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ghetto_child 19

could've been worse...she could've yelled out asking if you didn't forget to bring your hemorrhoid cream

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kerstileann 26

So i guess that's a no to the orgy in the bathroom?

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RayneSmytson 24

Orgy?! Are you a contortionist? Last I heard it was hard to fit one person in the aeroplane bathroom!

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marigoldcobain 21

Or maybe, (all the time in my case) they'll remember it and feel embarrassed again.

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bsmallz3 12

Could've been worse, what if she yelled, "Don't forget to trigger the bomb."

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cbeigs 5

Not a FML just a situation that you're thinking too much about... No one on that flight could give two ***** about your sex life

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jjmack34 15

Could've been worse if she yelled don't forget your herpes meds

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