Miscellaneous: Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because...

By kam3221 - 01/05/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML

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By bigmistake - 24/12/2011 03:22 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML

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By dajfleasd - 25/07/2009 22:22 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML

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By I shaved my legs for this - 02/08/2018 01:30

Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML

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By AloneAtPerkins - 18/11/2020 13:02 - United States - West Bend

Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML

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By Mustache - 03/11/2020 14:02 - Austria

Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML

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By hairybetty - 05/01/2010 01:43 - United States

Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML

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By Taylor - 15/07/2012 14:42 - United States - Eastchester

Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML

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By scruffy - 10/05/2011 17:24 - United States

Today, I woke up late for a job interview. I hadn't shaved in six days, but figuring I could do so en route, I grabbed my electric razor and ran for the bus. While shaving, the razor's battery died midway through, leaving me to attend the job interview with a Miami Vice scruff on half my face. FML

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By wowohwow - 23/06/2011 04:24 - United States

Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

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Friday 1 May 2009 15:19

HAHA, I **** up all the time to when I'm getting ready in a hurry.

Jimboom 11

Friday 1 May 2009 15:19

Just make sure if he feels you up then he feels the leg you shaved. ;-)

Comments

l33tm0nk3y 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:55

YDI for this: "and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle." If you'd spent less time worrying about the hair on your head, you wouldn't have been so rushed that you messed up the hair on your legs. Protip: Guys aren't particularly picky about fancy hairstyles. That should be much lower on your priority list.

wood_fml 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 20:38

wow, i would hope you "get in the shower and wash your hair" on the reg anyway, not just to look good for a date.

1207 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 21:37

hahahaa I've done this! Only I shaved the same leg twice and had one hairy ass leg.

not_ur_mexican 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 4:00

#16 . . . [: lmfao ! #50 . . . no comment but anyway, unless you leg was REALLY HAIRY, then i wouldn't worry about it.

cooorah 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 7:50

Seriously... how is that an FML? It's really not that big of a deal. Go back and shave it. Shouldn't take too terribly long. You were already running late anyways.