Miscellaneous: Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because...

By kam3221 - 01/05/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML

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By bigmistake - 24/12/2011 03:22 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML

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By dajfleasd - 25/07/2009 22:22 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML

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By I shaved my legs for this - 02/08/2018 01:30

Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML

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By AloneAtPerkins - 18/11/2020 13:02 - United States - West Bend

Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML

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By Mustache - 03/11/2020 14:02 - Austria

Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML

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By hairybetty - 05/01/2010 01:43 - United States

Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML

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By Taylor - 15/07/2012 14:42 - United States - Eastchester

Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML

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Lookin' good

By scruffy - 10/05/2011 17:24 - United States

Today, I woke up late for a job interview. I hadn't shaved in six days, but figuring I could do so en route, I grabbed my electric razor and ran for the bus. While shaving, the razor's battery died midway through, leaving me to attend the job interview with a Miami Vice scruff on half my face. FML

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You deserved it 38 135

By wowohwow - 23/06/2011 04:24 - United States

Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

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Friday 1 May 2009 15:19

HAHA, I **** up all the time to when I'm getting ready in a hurry.

Jimboom 11

Friday 1 May 2009 15:19

Just make sure if he feels you up then he feels the leg you shaved. ;-)

Comments

DizzyDemon0 9

Friday 1 May 2009 18:29

eh. just call him and tell him you're running a little late. if you show up looking splendid...a guy will not care. just make sure it's worth the wait *wink

ohhboyy 0

Friday 1 May 2009 18:38

how hairy are you that this is an actual FML!? unless your italian then thats where id understand

Melodyfire 0

Friday 1 May 2009 18:38

ha happened to me before ^_^

poison29 0

Friday 1 May 2009 20:10

OH NO!!!!! big deal.

mastershake 0

Friday 1 May 2009 20:16

pahahaha dude she was running late so she had to leave and what if this was the first time she saved her legs in a longgg time lol you could prolly definately tell. and what if theres sex afterwards haha you dont want one hairy leg!

takemeaway10 0

Friday 1 May 2009 20:35

@#33: I know it only takes a few minutes. Still, you tend to mess things up when you're rushing. Would you want someone to rush and give you a haircut or trim? I'm no Amazonian, either; I'm black and the hairs on my leg are extremely fine, so they take about a month to fully grow out and it's hard to see unless you get close. STILL, no one could pay me to rush a shaving job.

heyhoe_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 21:08

lulz @ 17. and seriously, he is NOT going to give a shit that you spent an hour doing a perfect hair style. seriously, no hairstyle should take a whole hour. damn women are ******* stupid