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By RobotUnicorn1209 - 14/08/2015 19:31 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I got in trouble for punching my sister. Apparently, it still counts if it's in Minecraft and she looked like she was going to steal my stuff. FML

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By LieutenantDimwit - 30/04/2021 18:01 - Jordan

Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML

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By Kitten - 06/09/2018 03:30

Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2016 14:19

Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML

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By J - 11/02/2016 15:44 - Malta - Piet?

Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML

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Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2015 15:15 - United States - Lompoc

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

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Get out of my way

By toyotasmash - 07/10/2010 23:37 - United States

Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML

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Whooped

By leah - 16/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML

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By YoshiSqu4d - 22/05/2019 04:00

Today, my father told me I was becoming violent because of the video games I play. I was playing Minecraft. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 10:30 - United States - Beaumont

Today, my boss threatened to fire me for killing him in Minecraft. FML

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devildog562 33

Saturday 15 August 2015 15:32

Next time burn her house down.

JKPwnage 27

Saturday 15 August 2015 15:34

Your parents don't understand video games, do they?

Comments

AlwaysWatching 27

Sunday 16 August 2015 3:25

Dude that's dumb. I would have sent her to respawn instead of just hitting her

rroyma24 8

Sunday 16 August 2015 6:21

Ohhhh no, not the pixels!

psycho_fuzzball 10

Sunday 16 August 2015 9:04

ydi just for playing minecraft....

leidymedinaf 13

Sunday 16 August 2015 10:18

I actually understand your parents. They just want to make sure you don't go around and punch girls. Just be glad they care.

sailorarctic 22

Sunday 16 August 2015 13:58

i hit two birds of the same species this year and I'm pregnant. I had the exact same reactions bith time OP. my poor hubby had to takr the wheel from me. It just means she has a kind heart for animals. admire that in her.

Pigpig1234 10

Monday 17 August 2015 4:30

You just commented on the wrong fml #58

cre100382 3

Sunday 16 August 2015 14:11

Clarification, did all this happen in game? If so, then your parents have to go after your sister for theft. If they don't punish your sister for in game stealing, explain the situation to them comp!etely, if they still favor your sister, don't accept the punishment.

onyourleft 10

Sunday 16 August 2015 16:36

While I do think that this is a little too far, my mom punished my 14 year old sister last week after she purposely burned down the house my 9 year old sister has spent a month working on. While the "punching" didn't really hurt your sibling, at the same time video games can take a lot of work, like other hobbies, and people should be respectful of that. (like not stealing your stuff)