Transportation: Today, as I was driving, a bird swooped down, right in front...

By Wellthisishawkward - 14/08/2015 22:40 - United States

Today, as I was driving, a bird swooped down, right in front of my car. I didn't have enough time to react, and so I had to listen to my wife cry the rest of the way home. She kept talking about how it bounced off the windshield and how it probably had a family. FML

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By nothingisreal69 - 01/03/2011 22:21 - Reserved

Today, as I was driving home from work, a bird decided to commit suicide by flying in front of my car. The shock caused me to slam on the brakes, totaling three other cars in the process. FML

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By andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

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Gone bird

By Whoops - 06/06/2011 01:44 - United States

Today, while driving with my three year-old, I was showing her the different kinds of birds. I pointed out a bright red cardinal perched in a row of hedges. She squealed as it took flight, so happy to see such a brightly colored birdie fly. Until it hit my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2014 20:22 - Spain - Valencia

Today, I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school, when out of nowhere a bird smashed into the windshield. Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me, my daughter started laughing, eventually calling the bird a "stupid bastard". FML

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You deserved it 9 390

Clever

By FMLTIMESTWO - 10/06/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML

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You deserved it 61 972

By Anna - 15/06/2012 09:43 - United States - Buellton

Today, I was driving my parrot home from the vet. As I was driving home, I decided to let her sit on my shoulder. Something scared her, and she started flapping in my face, causing me to crash my car into a tree. FML

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You deserved it 51 776

By me. - 14/03/2012 15:19 - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to drive my car through a flock of vultures eating road kill. Since a bird hit the mirror and broke it, I now have to pay for a replacement. FML

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You deserved it 3 858

By Anonymous - 11/04/2014 20:07 - Switzerland

Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. Out of nowhere, a huge, apparently suicidal bird dove into the windshield, putting a crack in it. My father yelled at me as if it was my fault, and is demanding I pay for the repairs. FML

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You deserved it 3 849

By Username - 13/05/2011 08:13

Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML

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You deserved it 6 735

Time for a BBQ

By Anonymous - 17/05/2019 13:59

Today, my friend hit a bird with her car. She asked me to get it off for her, so I reluctantly complied. It came off. In pieces. FML

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You deserved it 209

devildog562 33

Saturday 15 August 2015 15:31

How does she feel about chicken ?

kaitlynjane 28

Saturday 15 August 2015 15:36

I can understand getting upset in a situation like this. However, crying about it for an extended period of time is a bit excessive. It sucks, but things like this happen :/

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devildog562 33

Saturday 15 August 2015 15:31

How does she feel about chicken ?

Wizardo 33

Saturday 15 August 2015 16:29

Poultry, like its all fowl play.

thatsdndn1 19

Saturday 15 August 2015 19:45

well, people feel sorry for the cute animals and in the other hand they eat and enjoy the "less cute" animals! i feel sorry for that bird

ChloeRattlehead 22

Saturday 15 August 2015 15:34

Tell her stuff like that happens all the time. Also tell her it probably didn't suffer if the impact was hard enough.

liv1222 29

Saturday 15 August 2015 15:35

Stuff happens its OK .

cat4651 15

Saturday 15 August 2015 15:35

There was no way to avoid it, I hope she calms down soon!

EvilLittleGirl 24

Saturday 15 August 2015 15:35

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theKevmeister 13

Saturday 15 August 2015 16:39

that wasn't a pun... no need for the "no pun intended"

EvilLittleGirl 24

Saturday 15 August 2015 17:10

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I_Like_Dogs 28

Saturday 15 August 2015 17:24

No, this is not a pun.

xxmollyxx 25

Saturday 15 August 2015 18:33

Actually it's not a play on words either. OP's name is a play on words, quite a funny one.

Badkarma4u 17

Saturday 15 August 2015 21:43

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means

shay_serendipity 29

Sunday 16 August 2015 5:20

Do you fully understand what a pun is?

deathmec 20

Sunday 16 August 2015 20:25

#5 - You're officially the dumbest person I have ever seen on FML. Congratulations, that is quite a task to accomplish.

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Saturday 15 August 2015 15:35

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TheySaidWhat 9

Saturday 15 August 2015 19:46

What are you on?

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 15 August 2015 20:06

I thought it was cute

chosha_fml 26

Sunday 16 August 2015 2:24

And yet not funny at all.

JMichael 25

Saturday 15 August 2015 15:35

Did she go on to tell you about how you're a murderer and should be ashamed?

getfokinrektm8 9

Saturday 15 August 2015 15:35

Its ******* nature

SubparAtBest 23

Saturday 15 August 2015 17:01

I didnt realise you could find a car just roaming around in its natural habitat.

getfokinrektm8 9

Saturday 15 August 2015 20:40

I meant its nature as in animals die everyday fucktard

gracehi 31

Sunday 16 August 2015 4:56

But of course. Haven't you ever seen the wild cars roaming free across the plains?

kaitlynjane 28

Saturday 15 August 2015 15:36

I can understand getting upset in a situation like this. However, crying about it for an extended period of time is a bit excessive. It sucks, but things like this happen :/

jayemerald17 25

Saturday 15 August 2015 16:51

Maybe Op's wife was going through some hormonal times? I.e pregnancy /that time of the month? And before I get down voted I'm a girl

chosha_fml 26

Sunday 16 August 2015 2:28

#9 Agreed, but also she's not thinking about how she's making OP feel, as he was driving. He couldn't avoid hitting the bird and on top of that he's being made to feel like he caused her sadness as well.