By cl3v3l4nd5t34m3r - 04/06/2012 20:34 - United States - Geneva

Today, I got into a fight with my mom over the chores, and stormed out. When I returned later, I found the house had been egged. My mom told my dad she saw me do it, and he won't believe my side of the story. He says I'll be lucky if I see sunlight this summer. FML
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BeccaHugs 17

I learned a long time ago that when your mom tells you to do the dishes (or any kind of chore), you should just not argue and do the dishes. Saves your ass from shit like this man. Anyway, I hope you get un-grounded before the end of summer!

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Mirorbo 26

Your Mom is an absolute child for blaming you, especially since she really didn't see you do it. I'm willing to wager that she did it herself, which makes her even more childish. And guys? Some families put WAY too many chores on their kids and just sit around all day while the kid does all the work. That's how it was with me. As soon as I moved out, the place went to absolute shit because my fatass Mom refused to get up and clean anything herself. She'd gotten used to me doing everything instead. It's fine to teach responsibility. But it gets to be a little sad when the kids are contributing more to the household cleanliness than the home owners themselves by a huge margin.

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perdix 29

You're going to have an eggs-ceptionally bad eggs-perience this summer. You should have eggs-pected that after eggs-execting such a rotten yolk.

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unknown_user5566 26

Perdix, you and I are apparently having an eggs-ceptionally bad night of comments. No one loves us. :( I'm going to come sit on your windowsill tonight and gaze at you while you sleep. That always makes me feel better. Prepare the snacks!

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WretchedOnyx 29

kyleekay - While I don't agree with some of the views you've posted on this FML, I can't help but understand where you're coming from. People lack empathy, and the skill to be able to see the situation in another's eyes to see where they might be coming from. I just wanted to reply to one of your comments to let you know I admire you for sticking to your opinion.

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unknown_user5566 26

145- Thank you very much, I truly appreciate your sentiment. :)

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perdix 29

#119, sometimes things go that way. Please show up just before my bedtime so I can show you my Wobble dance and see you enjoy the deviled eggs I've made for you. When I've fallen asleep, you can sip on my famous egg nog. Keep your chin up! ;)

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tagrace 0

My mother did crap like that to me the whole time I was growing up. The best part is, when you are older and everyone is sitting around talking about the past you get to bring it up and make her look and feel like a terrible mom. Bonus: you can do it over and over.

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gracehi 31

And you get the satisfaction of being the bigger person, right?

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PYLrulz 17

A bigger person than one that lies about what you did, especially of that magnitude.

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j_cat187 19

Run away, stay with a friend and be a complete dick to everyone. Problem resolved!

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funnytruth 0

I would of called CPS and that SUCKS

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the_anti_hipster 7

CPS? For supposedly framing and grounding your child? It's people like that who keep the system clogged up with useless complaints while the truly neglected and abused have to wait. She won't be winning "Mother of the Year" anytime soon but calling CPS? No.

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Ashley91129 6

I'm guessing you're about 13. So do what your parents say. And your mom's a psycho.

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RigPig 3

Life's rough! Mom's makin me do chores'n'shit!

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PYLrulz 17

If you are 18 or older, just get the hell outta there now. It's one thing to be mad. To outright lie (if that is the case) like that... What a bitch your mother is.

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griffy14 9

I don't see much posting about the dad. Shame on the mother for lying to her husband and being immature. From the sound of it, grounding was the punishment. I bet the dad ended up having to clean it up. I'd also bet the mother did it.

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