By Lifeless - 01/06/2011 07:39 - United States

Today, I got into a staring contest with my dog. I actually cheered when I won. FML
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marinus_fml 19

It could have been worse, you could have lost and cried...

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perdix 29

I'll bet you cheated and blew into his nose to make him blink.

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marinus_fml 19

It could have been worse, you could have lost and cried...

122 4
chuchurocket 4

I don't get why this is a FML... You fricking won.

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khaya 9

...And then you lost to a stray cat. Don't feel bad, you lost to an animal that can lick their own balls.

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iamfunny 0

now its my turn to take you on... but just so you know.. im an all time champion.

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mfjkr 10

I take my hat off for your dominance next time do it with a vicious dog see if you win then

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Overseer211 1

Try it with a raccoon during the day.

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Overseer211 1

Try it with a raccoon during the day.

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Overseer211 1

Try it with a raccoon during the day.

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Overseer211 1

Try it with a raccoon during the day.

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qwert1994 0

I stare at my dog and never lose :). I must be some kind of pro?

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the_ace1337 0

To life, to life lecheim! (I think that's how you spell that) :D

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perdix 29

I'll bet you cheated and blew into his nose to make him blink.

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brini_20 1

HAHA!!! i've done that to my dog before :)

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chameleon724 8

That in itself could be an FML.... "Today, I had to cheat in a staring contest just to beat my dog."

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shovels 0

^ that makes sense, cuzzz it seems like my dog does anything to avoid eye contact!

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jazziness 12

Never get into a staring contest with a cat it strips you of your dignity!

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hnz 13

wow I don't know this contest exist..

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hnz 13

I'm just shock that there is these kind of contest. I've never saw or heard of it before..

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unluckiestperson_fml 14

It's...it's not like an official thing, she just decided to have a staring contest with her dog.

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hnz 13

ok now I get it. I feel so stupid. thanks

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qwert1994 0

5- Ya they host them all over the world. It's very entertaining to watch. Can't believe you never happen to even see one on t.v.

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iamfunny 0

oh yeahh! i watch them all the time. they can go on for minutes at a time. very suspensful.

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kyrintethron 0

I, for one, am impressed. no negative voting from me.

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iAmScrubs 19

The next step for you young apprentice is Ye mighty lion.

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JustinThunder 8

At least you're dog isn't a sore loser.. I'm still recovering from my broken nose.

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