By Lifeless - 01/06/2011 07:39 - United States

Today, I got into a staring contest with my dog. I actually cheered when I won. FML
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marinus_fml 19

It could have been worse, you could have lost and cried...

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perdix 29

I'll bet you cheated and blew into his nose to make him blink.

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traze 7

A victory is a victory **** that, you show him who's boss.

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example947 0

could have been worse, your entire house could gave exploded

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CoconutMuffin 5

15, you couldn't be more correct! In fact, that is what would've happend if OP didin't stare at the dog. Nice thinking OP!

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throwglitter1 0

get a life.. at least have a staring contest with a human.

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cymruambyth 0

he obviously beat the humans that challenged him so he moved onto a different species and so would I

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cymruambyth 0

he obviously beat the humans that challenged him so he moved onto a different species and so would I

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austinkiser 3

********** i see.. :)

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GuidoCheese 0

Haha I do that too; it shows that you're master.

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wisericky 12

you must be ugly and the dog couldnt stand to look at you. :P

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CoconutMuffin 5

Or hey, maybe, and this isin't rock solid, the dog was either distracted or didin't care, like that of a normal dog! But what do I know! OP has to be ugly, right?

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khaya 9

That's sad that you had to kill your dog to win. And then you post your dog killing conquests under lifeless. You disgust me.

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Unlucky_Gun 0

I hope your kidding. If you aren't then your DUMB. The way you think and your Fd up head disgust me. Get your brain checked out

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cymruambyth 0

I was in a staring contest with my friends sponge. I did the same when I won

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HyundaiOwner7 0

Was it Spongebob? If it was, I guarantee you're lying and you lost.

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cymruambyth 0

no it was my mate's he just asked me to have a staring contest with it

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DatWhiteGuy 0

Oh man. I thought your dog would win. Nice match!

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guitar0501 0

You didn't even win. Dogs don't look at more dominant people in the eyes, they turn away after a few seconds.

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