By Lifeless - 01/06/2011 07:39 - United States

Today, I got into a staring contest with my dog. I actually cheered when I won. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 426
You deserved it 12 450

Same thing different taste

Top comments

It could have been worse, you could have lost and cried...

perdix 29

I'll bet you cheated and blew into his nose to make him blink.

Comments

What was the contest? To see who stopped peeing the bed first?

Phranq 0

Well judging by the fact it's a staring contest, I'm guessing it was a contest to see who would blink first. But that's just a guess, who knows.

soozjw 2
RedPillSucks 31

Damnit! I had money on the dog!

AcidRaen 4

shishomaru! (or however you spell his name lol) i love inuyasha

griffindragon97 3
OCDC 9

Says the kid who is taking pics of himself without a shirt on and posting them on FML.

thunderhead32 0

Not only did you win, you also proved that you are more dominant than him as well. Double win!

Grats, you wasted a whole minute or two of your day... definitely FML! Now whatever will you do!

Well OP, it could be a lot worse. I mean, you aren't a computer geek who sits at their computer for 50 or more percent of the day on a computer. In my opinion, that's quite the achivement. My dog has the uncanny ability to seemingly not blink.

pretty soon you could be a national champ keep workin hard =)