By Username - 02/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
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iJeremyTyler 0

You're his territory now.

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dolphincheddar 10

Maybe roleplaying as a fire hydrant isn't a good idea

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dolphincheddar 10

Maybe roleplaying as a fire hydrant isn't a good idea

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flockz 19

hey he could of killed you.

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iPoopMusic 0

I can't think of anything worse.

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RetardedBullFrog 4

33, he could've killed you and your family and piss on your graves. Then poo. Pretty sure that's worse

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

He coulda come up to you, gave you a hug, licked your face, and sat down in your lap! Talk about a nightmare.. D:

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dolphincheddar 10

I don't get what's wrong. When my woman does something wrong I piss on her to make sure she knows she's MY TREE. The dog was just putting you in your place. Piss back so he knows who's boss

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HowAreYouToday 34

RANDOM INTERJECTION INSERT HERE!

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NastyNinja31 0

Would his name happen to b r Kelly

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Uneedanapbro 6

You probablly reminded him of a fire hydrant.

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MyScrewedUpLifeS 0

I'm no nazi but it's ran at *me happily

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NastyNinja31 0

I got thumbed down tho 77

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ChickenInMyKitch 4

96 - I'm gonna sound like all my teachers but, are you 59 ?

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missyj0 12

Listen, you gotta go.. you gotta go.

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alliewillie 22

Sounds like he's letting you know that you don't play with him often enough...

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iJeremyTyler 0

You're his territory now.

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TheGianaJinx 0

He owns that bitch! OP got herself a pimp. A fuzzy pimp (;

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dolphincheddar 10

There is no such thing as a non fuzzy pimp. They all wear fuzzy clothing

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isminei 6

He just wanted to show you who's boss. :)

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zinoxity 23

No, dogs hump to show who's more dominant.

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Iknoweverything 29

I thought maybe the dog was mad that OP didn't play with him more, and that was the only way the dog could think of to make such a statement.

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OceanBreathesSal 5

Yea it happened to me once... In front of my friends. It wasn't an "awww" moment.

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CattyPurry 0

he was just marking his territory. who's wears the leash in this relationship now? (;

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Dr_Jalepenos 0

and u just watched while all this happened?

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