Miscellaneous: Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody... - FML

By Tal - 26/04/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML

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By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

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By supras - 04/12/2013 02:03 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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Game, set, and match

By Ouch - 19/07/2015 14:36 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By hyper12332 - 29/04/2009 14:35 - Australia

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML

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By haileyjunkin - 22/11/2011 17:53

Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML

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The name of that old man?

By thisblows - 11/04/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML

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By Krystyn Gareau - 09/09/2011 04:10 - Canada

Today, I went to Walmart with my Dad, and he decided to kick me in the butt while I was walking. When I went to kick him back, I hit my own leg out from beneath myself and landed on my face. The most embarrassing thing was that the people who saw all started clapping. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2016 16:37 - United States - Middletown

Today, during a soccer game, some utter moron got the bright idea of trying to score a goal from his side of the field. I sarcastically made a big show of just barely stopping the ball, and nailed it off to the side. The ball hit a kid so hard in the head that he had to go to the hospital. FML

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Luke311 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:20

You dumbarse when a player gets injured in sports and gets up ok, people clap because the you're ok.

patch89 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:10

Ouch......in more ways than one.

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freakinsweet 1

Monday 27 April 2009 5:34

hahahahaha this so funny! so blunt and to the point, classic.

falconpunch 0

Monday 27 April 2009 6:53

that might be the funnest thing ive seen all day even funnier then when the Republican at my school said he opposed gay marriage and everyone in the crowed clapped. i almost died laughing fyi it wasnt a do you want to go assembaly it was a class thing

christutta 0

Monday 27 April 2009 7:17

lol they probably clapped cuz u got up after u got kicked u know how ppl clap when a player recovers?

Tehalon 0

Monday 27 April 2009 8:02

YDI, else they wouldn't be clapping. Besides that YDI for calling it soccer while its actually called football, and the thing you call football is actually called rugby but your version is for wusses :x

MyLittleDecoy111 0

Monday 27 April 2009 11:26

Well, i am a football player and i get kicked alot. I dont think this is really a FML

MyLittleDecoy111 0

Monday 27 April 2009 11:30

btw i like ur comment #45

username93 0

Monday 27 April 2009 11:47

dont all crowds clap at anything? they might have been clapping at the game

intangible_x 1

Monday 27 April 2009 12:57

LOL sorry . This made me smile . But I do feel for you .

marcusaurelius 0

Monday 27 April 2009 14:02

quit your bitching...they'll gonna clap for any dumb **** who gets hurt in anyway...cause all people wanna see is blood and pain...it's like ******* ancient Rome... "Are you not entertained?!?"

straywander 0

Monday 27 April 2009 14:13

hahah... as short as this is i thought it would suck. alas, i was wrong. hope youre alright dude.

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