Miscellaneous: Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody... - FML

By Tal - 26/04/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML

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By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

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Footie

By supras - 04/12/2013 02:03 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML

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Headshot

By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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Game, set, and match

By Ouch - 19/07/2015 14:36 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By hyper12332 - 29/04/2009 14:35 - Australia

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML

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By haileyjunkin - 22/11/2011 17:53

Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML

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The name of that old man?

By thisblows - 11/04/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML

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By Krystyn Gareau - 09/09/2011 04:10 - Canada

Today, I went to Walmart with my Dad, and he decided to kick me in the butt while I was walking. When I went to kick him back, I hit my own leg out from beneath myself and landed on my face. The most embarrassing thing was that the people who saw all started clapping. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2016 16:37 - United States - Middletown

Today, during a soccer game, some utter moron got the bright idea of trying to score a goal from his side of the field. I sarcastically made a big show of just barely stopping the ball, and nailed it off to the side. The ball hit a kid so hard in the head that he had to go to the hospital. FML

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Luke311 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:20

You dumbarse when a player gets injured in sports and gets up ok, people clap because the you're ok.

patch89 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:10

Ouch......in more ways than one.

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bmt09 0

Monday 27 April 2009 15:19

Thats what you get for playing soccer.... Nancy

yer_maw 1

Monday 27 April 2009 18:34

#83 wtf mate, soccer- or as we super awesome scottish people call it- football is not for "nancies" and if you must slag the people that play it please come up with a better insult that "nancy", c'mon even "your face" beats that.

jet_fml 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:44

So tired of these FMLs. If people clapped BECAUSE you got kicked in the face, you're probably an asshole so YDI. If you're just twisting things around and they happened to clap because of something ELSE that happened at the same time, go away.

HarborLights 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:25

If you kept on running it was probably a sign of respect. In games that I've played in/watched when someone gets hurt and keeps on going everyone claps.

alice77_fml 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:40

omg that is horrible!!!! maybe ur an jerk, and that's y they were clapping? If not, then, i dunno. sorry

emmersx 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 1:29

that was short and sweet man. sooo funny...sad...but funny.

Kailee1993 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:58

HAHAHA I'm sorry buddy. but i would have laughed. maybe not clapped. but i definitely would have laughed. ouu, maybe i'd start the waaave .

dimmythat 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 3:56

maybe you're an asshole? FYL either way then ;)

antimony 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:48

yeah you're an idiot because they clap because you were strong enough to keep playing/get up.

fmlnotreally 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 5:22

you're stupid and have obviously not been playing soccer long enough. They clap to acknowledge that you got the crap kicked out of you, but that you chose to continue playing. It's out of respect, not disdain. Don't post again.

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