Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so...

By patty - 13/01/2009 02:47 - France

Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2015 19:16 - United States

Today, I saw my friend at the mall. He didn't see me, so I called him to say "Turn around." He took one look at his phone, snorted loudly enough for me to hear from way off, and put it back in his pocket. FML

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By phonegotlostinthepark - 03/12/2013 17:54 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I lost my phone. I called the number from my friend's phone, hoping I could find it. A guy answered, laughed "Thanks for the phone!" and hung up. FML

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By Slow brain day - 09/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML

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By Angela - 27/02/2011 01:56 - United States

Today, I made plans with an old friend that I haven't seen in years. We agreed to meet at a diner and I told him I'd be standing outside. I watched him pull up, look right at me, then do something with his phone. Seconds later, I got a text saying, "Sorry, but I'm busy today and can't make it." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 13:28 - United Kingdom

Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to him, I pretended to be on the phone and he walked away. A few moments later, my phone rang. I looked around to see if he'd seen me. He had. He was the one calling me from down the hall. FML

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By TJFuentes - 11/02/2015 13:39 - United States - Appleton

Today, someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse, while walking past he said, "Get a fucking friend." FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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By hhhhhhhpeterwut - 19/02/2013 03:21 - United States - Bethesda

Today, as my lame excuse to not give a guy I met at a club my phone number, I told him I didn't have a cell phone. Guess what I checked when he asked me what time it was a few minutes later. FML

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By desperate - 26/09/2009 14:15 - Denmark

Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 19:42 - United States

Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML

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Tri_fml 5

Sunday 22 February 2009 3:03

I only answer my phone 50% of the time - only person I've ever consistently answered the phone to is my girlfriend.. my best friend gets a 75% answer rate AT BEST. Don't take it personally, a lot of people don't answer if they're trying to think, or just aren't in the mood.. imagine it'd hurt tho :(

LyLa_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:47

I would have walked up to him then and said HI.

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Tri_fml 5

Sunday 22 February 2009 3:03

Boomi 38

Saturday 10 September 2016 7:44

To be honest, I do the same thing, my friends don't mind. Then again, I'm also full-time college student and part-time employee at Whole Foods.

arienh4 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 23:46

Everyone's saying: 'he might just wanted silence or something' but what about the sigh?

LyLa_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:47

I would have walked up to him then and said HI.

tincan 0

Monday 16 March 2009 10:50

Maybe it's a bad day for him.

CptJackSwallows 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:30

#7, he would have to be really close to see the sigh. I imagine he imagined it due to the situation.

dani_fizzle 0

Monday 6 April 2009 5:04

burnskeeez I woulda run up to him nd kicked him in the gonads and when he was looking up from the floor asking "why?!" I woulda said "you know why!" and run away but hey, posting the scenario on fml.com woulda been a close second :)

ICHC_16 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 7:30

isnt that from a movie?

mixedcalibaby 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 3:12

ouch!!

Master_Frie 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 4:05

Maybe he likes you and was to embarrased to talk to you at the moment. Even if you're a boy but then he woul'd be gay and the reason for not answering is because he thinks it would be easier to get over you if he avoided you.