By jakewr - 02/07/2011 04:14 - United States

Today, I got more excited when two Kit-Kat bars fell at once in a vending machine than I did when I got married. FML
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chefinheels88 5

I'd reevaluate your marriage

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schpanki 11

OPs name suggests that he is 14/15 years old?

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Jacobt24 19

That or maybe he has a kid with his wife and that's the year it was born.

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zolziski 11

Or maybe that's the year he got married in?

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LaChicaBonita 0

or maybe it's just some kid making an FML up just to get a post

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ArielTheMermaid 17

How? It could be his first name middle initial last initial OP, I don't blame you, because KitKats are awesome. :)

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KittyJay 3

I love when that happens!!!! :) stuff like that just makes my while day, but that last part is pretty ****** up.... -_-

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katies94 0

because kitkats are AMAZING! and that theme song is so catchy

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rattusrattus 18

Were they four fingers or two? I mean, two two-fingers aren't much to get excited about, but two four-fingers is a cause for great jubilation.

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OrgasmicBunnies 9

Did you marry Mr. Planters? his peanutyness gets Boring after awhile.

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lidemocr 0

right because everyone who gets excited about getting a free candy bar must be fat. anyone who automatically goes there must have serious insecurities and/or an eating disorder... just saying...

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Beast_Hoff 0

**** the thumbs down, i thought it was fuuny, and not to be taken THAT seriously :P

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allmidnighteyes 10

Well, you didn't get two wives when you got spent all that money and got married, right? It's only understandable that you get excited over two-for-the-price-of-one.

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