By jakewr - 02/07/2011 04:14 - United States

Today, I got more excited when two Kit-Kat bars fell at once in a vending machine than I did when I got married. FML
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chefinheels88 5

I'd reevaluate your marriage

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linnypoo 0

I call shenanigans! I saw a comic almost identical to this on Memebase last week.. "people who say having babies is the joy of life clearly haven't gotten 2 kitkats at once.." or something. Get original material.

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jutyjaty 9

all men know that women dont love them, they love snacks. like cup cakes, a guy brings home cup cake and her eyes light up, he says " I love you" and she says it back. he then says "I wish I could believe you. but I see the way you look at cup cakes."

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brookie_bear 0

hahahaha. its true. deep down we are all just a bunch of fatties :)

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M0rt 0

Put the candy down and think about your sad life?

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Alysin 14

I've seen an FML like this before, plus your name has 1996 in it..

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prettybirdq 0

FAKE! **** people are lazy and stupid. This is an adaptation of a lamebook status.

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