By Phoenix0614 - 25/01/2010 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store, and I realized that all I bought was cat food and $30 worth of protein bars. Yes, I have become THAT single woman. FML
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doink 0

It could have been worse. You could have bought $30 of cat food and a Snickers bar.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Mr. Snuggle Mittens would like to have a word with you regarding your TPS reports...

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doink 0

It could have been worse. You could have bought $30 of cat food and a Snickers bar.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

It could have been even worse than that. She could have bought $30 worth of Snickers, some cat food, and a douche kit.

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kkleiberg 0

It could have been even worse than that. She could have bought $30 worth of Snickers, some cat food, a douche kit, a bottle of Mad-Dog 20/20 and a lot of Vaseline.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

it could have been even worse than the previous replies. She could have bought $30 worth of Snickers, some cat food, a douche kit, a bottle of Mad-Dog 20/20, a lot of Vaseline, and drain cleaner for unclogging her pipes (if you know what I mean).

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CallMeHush 0

You left out the big honkin' cucumber and a butternut squash.

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KingDingALing 9

hahahahahahahhahaha oh god all of u r way to funny

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DwayneHoover 0

Wait, but what in the world does a protein bar have anything to do with being a crazy cat lady?

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PottentialFML 0

Too bad she isn't a guy cause she gets a lot of pussy

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FMLtimes316 0

hahaha funny shiitt!!

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nadsm 0

this is very true. at least you're not THAT single cat woman?

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spoo 24

Also keep in mind, if you make lots of trips to the store. this doesnt count. I often go buy litter/food for my cats. When I pour the last bit from the bag, i often go the 1 block and buy a new one right away. I also make 5-10 visits a week...

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lickmyjock 0

I hope you actually work those protein bars off, those things will make you faaaaat if you don't exercise.

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thinmint 0

they won't make you fat if you buy the right ones that have very low sugar...der

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Jimboom 11

So what? Your the one that made yourself into That woman. If you don't like it then take charge of your life and make a change! Oh and don't talk to your cats like they are people... it may freak out any potential suitors you may get.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Mr. Snuggle Mittens would like to have a word with you regarding your TPS reports...

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Secret_Fire_King 0

Oh no, OP.. I used to work as a cashier.. I've had people come in and do that, but one of those women looked like a witch.. No kidding.. She had blonde hair and eye-liner.. She came in with her mum/ grandma sometimes.. Very creepy..

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relyo 0

Well, on the bright side, at least it wasn't $30 worth of Häggen Däss. Also, I'd be more than happy to remedy the whole "single" issue.

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relyo 0

Also, before I get flamed for poor spelling it it's actually Häagen-Dazs.

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MadeOfAwesome 1

You could've saved yourself the trouble and wrote ice cream. Or Ben and Jerry's, which is much better anyway.

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bjcarson 0

Why do you care so much about spelling?

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pwincessa23 1

What is that? or a mad dog 20/20?

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Ultimate_Cynic 0

Mad Dog 20/20 is wine. Well, sort of. It's technically wine, but it comes in all variety of horrid citrus flavours. It's dirty, dirty, nasty liquor, but ye GODS does it ever get you drunk.

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ilysweetcupcake 1

I agree with number eight

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nadsm 0

relyo- looks like you got flamed anyway. no good.

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Cartain 0

Yes, I was just going to ask if you had become THAT single woman. Well, actually I wasn't.

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