By Anonymous - 27/04/2016 17:32 - United States - East Stroudsburg

Today, I got mugged. Trying to be brave, I attacked my mugger, who then broke my nose. Suddenly, I was saved by someone: A 15 year-old goth girl who promptly tackled the mugger to the ground. I'm a 21 year old man. FML
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ShleeG 23

Maybe start taking some self defence classes. Although you shouldn't feel bad being saved by a 15 year old. Kickass people come in all shapes and sizes

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Tripartita 44

Nice, an early draft of the Deadpool screenplay got published as an FML! Man, Negasonic Teenage Warhead was an awesome character.

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OptimusSlime 23

She did have the element of surprise, to be fair

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ShleeG 23

Maybe start taking some self defence classes. Although you shouldn't feel bad being saved by a 15 year old. Kickass people come in all shapes and sizes

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Tripartita 44

Nice, an early draft of the Deadpool screenplay got published as an FML! Man, Negasonic Teenage Warhead was an awesome character.

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arano 29

Just because it's a similar situation doesn't mean it's not real.

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Tripartita 44

What? I was just making a joke, not actually questioning the authenticity of the FML. The situations aren't even that similar.

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

That was my first thought too, that movie was priceless.

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DeadxManxWalking 27

did you thank her?

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hilamonster06 21

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hellobobismyname 24

Not all men are good in hand to hand combat. It doesn't make them any less of a man. Jeez..

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deathrise007 22

You are brainwashed with the philosophy of, "You're only a man if you can win a fight."

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hacksaw246 24

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Mathalamus 24

Oh, and you can fight off a mugger no problem? Most males, manly or not, will have issues doing that.

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Tripartita 44

As a feminine man, I apologize, #31. But don't despair; you'll find a nice strong man eventually. I promise. ;-)

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hacksaw246 24

#48 that's sweet of you fairy but I believe I'll pass on men.

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sw2f2fchik612 12

My first thought too haha

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deathrise007 22

Goth people fight man. No shame. No shame.

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Estelle101_fml 13

Never underestimate a 15 year old girl, we are very vicious.

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