Miscellaneous: Today, I got mugged. Trying to be brave, I attacked my mugger,...

By Anonymous - 27/04/2016 17:32 - United States - East Stroudsburg

Today, I got mugged. Trying to be brave, I attacked my mugger, who then broke my nose. Suddenly, I was saved by someone: A 15 year-old goth girl who promptly tackled the mugger to the ground. I'm a 21 year old man. FML

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By Username - 10/07/2012 15:27 - United States

Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML

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By Spa Catholic - 10/06/2015 12:00 - United States - Taunton

Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML

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By shalara - 15/06/2012 20:23 - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML

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Self defence

By Anonymous - 10/11/2018 22:00

Today, a few years after getting mugged inspired me to start hitting the gym and taking karate classes, I was mugged again, this time in front of my girlfriend who I actually met at the gym. I was knocked out with one punch. It was the same mugger with the same neck tattoo. FML

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By insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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By irony, huh? - 20/10/2019 14:00

Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML

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Leg it

By BobbyHutchinson - 20/10/2009 15:57 - Australia

Today, someone tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested, and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves, and told a cop that I did it. FML

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Nice guy to the rescue

By Anonymous - 24/01/2022 01:59

Today, I saved a woman from being mugged, and stayed with her until the police arrived. At which point she ignored me completely, and thanked the handsome 20-something police officer for making her feel safe, like I did nothing. Ungrateful cow. Next time the mugger can have your handbag. FML

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You deserved it 1 369

By No money, mo' problems - 18/06/2013 22:01 - United States

Today, I witnessed an elderly lady getting mugged. I ran over to the guy mugging her and offered him the money in my wallet in return for him leaving her alone. The old lady snatched my money and ran away with the mugger. What the hell just happened? FML

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By rukus - 16/06/2009 03:25 - Canada

Today, I was was leaving the library when I noticed an elderly woman being mugged. I was about to leave on my bike, but promptly went to help her. After I managed to scare off the mugger, I helped her to her car. As I was heading back to my bike, I notice the mugger riding off on it. FML

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ShleeG 23

Thursday 28 April 2016 16:29

Maybe start taking some self defence classes. Although you shouldn't feel bad being saved by a 15 year old. Kickass people come in all shapes and sizes

Tripartita 44

Thursday 28 April 2016 16:31

Nice, an early draft of the Deadpool screenplay got published as an FML! Man, Negasonic Teenage Warhead was an awesome character.

Comments

Saluriel 12

Thursday 28 April 2016 20:56

Feel lucky that someone helped you. Another man saved a woman from being raped, got stabbed multiple times, and bled out on the sidewalk begging for help while people just walked past him.

Lazureneku777 13

Thursday 28 April 2016 21:03

#PraiseTheAwesomeGothGirls

pixierara 28

Friday 29 April 2016 0:00

Or maybe just anyone who does something good ya know

xrayspecs 6

Thursday 28 April 2016 21:33

Don't stress, she had time to evaluate the situation, you didn't, shock screws us all up! Just be thankful that somebody was there for you!

ThatChamorro 17

Thursday 28 April 2016 21:52

Just be glad that someone saved you to live another day

ohSNAPyall 26

Thursday 28 April 2016 21:55

You're welcome, dude.

Wolf6661 22

Thursday 28 April 2016 22:02

Goth chicks r tough dude. Don't feel to bad

jjefferson159 14

Thursday 28 April 2016 22:48

See guys. Generation X (my generation) is good for something!!

ksks1234 33

Friday 29 April 2016 5:41

Mugging people? A 15 year old falls no where close in the Gen Xer range, neither does a 21 year old.

chocolateteacup 25

Thursday 28 April 2016 23:12

Just be thankful about it :)

chosha_fml 26

Friday 29 April 2016 0:25

Learn from this, OP. Not how to fight, but that there's nothing wrong with a man being saved by a girl. You'll be better for it and won't turn into one of those guys who can't stand being beaten in a game or sport by their girlfriend or feels shamed if his wife earns more than him.