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By Dramaqueenfornothing - 27/04/2016 22:32 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, while being intimate with my future husband, I reached over to stroke his cheek. The light behind him cast a shadow over my chest, and it scared me so much, I screamed then I farted on him. FML

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Same thing different taste

By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By CutieBooty - 22/02/2011 21:02 - United States

Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2017 06:00

Today, in the middle of sex, I was desperate for a fart but tried to hold it in so we weren't forced to stop halfway. Unfortunately, I accidentally let the fart escape, along with runny diarrhea all over my husbands legs and groin. The smell caused him to vomit all over me. FML

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Love is in the air

By Rydia - 31/10/2020 05:01

Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

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It's a gas gas gas

By Anonymous - 12/05/2021 10:01 - United States - Schertz

Today, as my husband normally initiates sex and sometimes I want to but always chicken out, I was feeling brave and did so. After he came, he continued working on me and I farted. I embarrassingly apologized and he said it was ok and kept going. I then continued to fart, and I had to stop. FML

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By Haley. - 26/03/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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By Susan - 28/02/2012 11:55 - Canada

Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML

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By sydneybourgeois - 13/08/2011 04:06 - United States

Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By anonymous - 14/03/2012 05:18 - Canada

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML

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FalloutScrolls 25

Thursday 28 April 2016 16:36

At least it was only a fart. It could have scared the shit out of you, but you're tough like that, OP.

Kieranr10 23

Thursday 28 April 2016 16:34

Try and keep this out of the wedding speech

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Kieranr10 23

Thursday 28 April 2016 16:34

Try and keep this out of the wedding speech

ThrottleJockey 35

Thursday 28 April 2016 20:14

No way, this must be shared!

KungFuJack3 16

Thursday 28 April 2016 16:36

That's one way to play dirty...

FalloutScrolls 25

Thursday 28 April 2016 16:36

At least it was only a fart. It could have scared the shit out of you, but you're tough like that, OP.

arano 29

Thursday 28 April 2016 18:00

If that would've happened they would've had a whole new set of problems. And sheets, hopefully.

DeadxManxWalking 27

Thursday 28 April 2016 16:37

I'm trying to picture this in my head

TMO2142 25

Thursday 28 April 2016 16:47

Um... could have been worse?? Alot worse

Tripartita 44

Thursday 28 April 2016 16:48

Am I the only one wondering which position they're in? She can reach up to his cheek and cast a shadow on herself, but then she can also fart on him. It sounds really healthy for her spine.

JETarchitect 32

Thursday 28 April 2016 16:55

she was sitting in his lap with the light behind him......

Tripartita 44

Thursday 28 April 2016 16:57

Ah, that makes sense. I was imagining one of them lying down and got confused.

stingray112 24

Thursday 28 April 2016 16:51

He's your husband I doubt he cared that much That's pretty hilarious though.

squizzlebee 19

Thursday 28 April 2016 19:59

Exactly, I mean if it was a first date I'd be pretty embarrassed about something like that, but when you're in a longterm relationship things like farting are pretty normal, they can actually be pretty funny sometimes >< I wouldn't sweat it OP, he's your fiancé and presumably loves you for you, I'm sure he's used to you having bodily functions :p