By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:35 - United Kingdom - Montrose

Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML
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lat1404 16

Turn around and get it washed again. It's worth £10.

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silvercamaro 22

I guess you haven't read that many FML's, when I think of the worst ones they usually have to do with physical or emotional pain, vomit can be cleaned off.

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cumberbunny 17

Ouch. This is one of the worst FMLs I've ever read! FYL indeed, OP.

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kaablam 17

What a witty retort, maybe next time you should think before you spew for first.

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boxbrandon11 20

All I can say is that I hope you had good windshield wipers!

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silvercamaro 22

I guess you haven't read that many FML's, when I think of the worst ones they usually have to do with physical or emotional pain, vomit can be cleaned off.

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kaablam 17

For the record #1s comment was simply "Ouch", they've obviously edited it since then, but dang, guess I'm the douche bag.

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EdenCrystal 21

#51, I thought you were making a pun, "spew" so I thumbed your comment up.

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oddities 20

#52, I thought that too. Then, my brain went to Harry Potter and I felt compelled to up vote the comment. Weird how that works, right?

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AnagenisisZagus 13

You haven't been here very long, have you?

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AlwaysWatching 27

If you got married to them that would be a funny "how we met" story

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jojimugo 20

Wha..... Never mind ehhh.... Huhhh

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arandomusernameaa 20

Love at first chunder...

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AlwaysWatching 27

Sure, my comment got buried, but how come #17 got thumbs up

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the_truth_lives 9

There was obviously a pun intended or you could have rephrased that many different ways. You must be so cool that you didn't mean to make the pun, it just happened as you were typing two words and decided to announce there was a pun in your damn comment. How stupid do you really think the FML community really is?!?

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the_truth_lives 9

Yea #33 but hey at least FML just awarded me for biggest asshole

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kwyk 23

There were obviously words or you could have just not said anything. You must be so cool that you didn't mean to say the words, it just happened as you were typing two words and decided to announce you had nothing to announce. How stupid do you think the FML community really is?!?

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scuccria 12

Plot Twist: it was the car washer's marketing strategy.

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Pinkraincoat 18

You people are mean. I'm not trying to be cool, I was just informing the first guy that I had nothing to say to his comment. I don't see why there would be any point arguing with a stranger on an app. I don't think anybody is stupid, I'm not like that. You shouldn't resort to being horrible to someone you don't even know.

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4funzies 13

Groady! Sorry OP. Hopefully it rains soon.

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Alikia96 20

Should have scraped the vomit off of your car, collected it, sped up, and threw it back at the van... Oh wait, nevermind, its vomit.

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cathrope 10

And I thought that birds ******** on my car after washing it was bad.

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AviKerensky 17

Hope you had the windows up.

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SgtAssCheeks 21

I've never heard of retractable windscreen glasses. Is this some sort of European trend?

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cyanidesandwich 21

@18, even if the vomit hits the windshield, the fact it splattered means that it is able to go into the side windows. So I too hope OP's windows were up.

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AviKerensky 17

@18 To answer your question, have you never seen an old style World War era Jeep?

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SgtAssCheeks 21

@26 those old Volkswagen jeep thingy with no roofs? Of course! Although I'd ve more worried about the vomit splashing back on my head after it impacts the windscreen...

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SgtAssCheeks 21

Unless OP's car is a convertible, now I can see the vomit splash on top of his head, uugh....

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95DeVille 13

@18 Or an older vehicle with the tip-out front windows?

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