Transportation: Today, after spending two days cleaning my car inside and out,...

By Anonymous - 04/07/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, after spending two days cleaning my car inside and out, I had to pick up my brother when his truck died in the mountains, on a dirt road. He was drunk. I now have a car covered in mud and filled with vomit. FML

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By yessssir - 09/03/2010 02:24 - United States

Today, I returned home from a 2-day trip. Before I left, I told my brother to move my car across the street when the street cleaner passes by. Turns out, he used all my gas and got so wasted he forgot to move my car. I got a big ticket that he said he'd pay for. He's unemployed and lives off me. FML

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By always-the-responsible-one - 03/01/2010 08:42 - Canada

Today, I just spent half an hour cleaning up my little brother's puke after he got drunk for the first time. All the people who bought him drinks are still out partying and having a good time, while all I can smell is whiskey, Chinese food, and whatever else was in his stomach. FML

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By Coldflame - 06/03/2010 15:22 - United States

Today, I was designated driver for my friends. This entailed standing around in the cold for 3 hours, not drinking, dealing with drunk people, and oh yeah, I almost forgot, cleaning up vomit from my hair, my clothes, and my new car. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:35 - United Kingdom - Montrose

Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML

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By dee - 10/12/2011 10:14 - United States

Today, I wound up cleaning vomit out of the window track of my car at midnight, in the nicest dress I own, after my husband got completely wasted at his office Christmas party. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, my friend got drunk. He always pukes when he gets drunk, but I decided to drive him home anyway. He didn't puke the whole ride. We arrived at his house and he got out. Right as I was about to drive away he stumbled back to my car because he forgot his wallet. He grabbed it and puked on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2016 23:05 - Netherlands

Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me. He came back 4 hours later, alone and pale faced. It took half an hour of questions, interrogation, and finally threats before he admitted that my car is sitting in a ditch a few miles away, probably totaled. FML

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By WolfieJL - 18/05/2014 07:51 - United States

Today, my two year-old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two-hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML

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By muddygal - 25/06/2011 19:10 - United States

Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML

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By ....ew - 05/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML

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Saturday 4 July 2009 23:18

you did him a favour so therefor you should make him clean it up... I know I would.......

xuthdude 0

Monday 5 July 2010 5:45

dude thats not even funny.^^^^^^^

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maii_fml 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:11

eeew make him clean it

atruegem 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:37

2nd this. Or better: have a professional company clean it and have him pay the bill

qwerty475 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 0:41

"Sorry bro......I was boozed up man" - LOL

MasterModeraor 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 4:45

YDI for having your car dirty enufff before that it took 2 whole days to clean it inside and out. If you think a little vomit and dirt is just as bad a something that would take you 2 days to clean then you obviously lack cleaning skills. YDI

MasterModeraor 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 4:47

YDI for covering your car in mud and vomitting in it. I bet your brother was disguisted at what you did. You owe him for that now cause its not nice to pick up your friend as a nice deed if your car smells like vomit and looks like shit. YFDI

xuthdude 0

Monday 5 July 2010 5:45

dude thats not even funny.^^^^^^^

SturmFireforge 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:11

Get him to pay for a clean up! At least you did him the favor.

AshleyRose784 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:12

eww, I'd make him clean it

MeganH0LLYW00D 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:15

Well then stop crying and clean it again bitch.

ladidadi 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:16

make sure to make him pay for the cleanup and also inform him that he was being incredibly irresponsible by driving drunk.

containsnosoy 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 23:17

Hey, at least it was clean so he didn't throw up on anything other than your car. I'd been way more pissed cleaning through vomit/mud covered papers/books than the interior.