Miscellaneous: Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows...

By pizzaface - 09/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML

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By blondessdoll - 04/05/2016 17:30 - United States

Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML

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By BaMiTsAnYa - 16/09/2013 01:21 - United States - Orlando

Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML

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By Iswearihavegoodhygiene - 04/11/2018 05:00

Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML

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By waxinghorror - 11/07/2009 20:11 - United States

Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML

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By Eyebrowless - 06/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Willingboro

Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML

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You deserved it 13 920

By Nickolas - 31/12/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML

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By LoserOfTheYear - 09/11/2009 22:27 - United States

Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML

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By booo - 27/07/2012 17:46 - United States - Minden

Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2009 17:48 - United States

Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 10:01 - United States

Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML

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IGotNippleRings 4

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:08

should be grateful.

kruzito 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:12

$1 a pop.

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notouchyy 6

Wednesday 10 August 2011 7:59

Lovely.. Just lovely.

glcerio 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 7:59

R u Jewish it's a dollar

marryjaneex0 7

Wednesday 10 August 2011 8:09

its a fucken dollar? who cares?

thecovert 7

Wednesday 10 August 2011 8:24

You got off cheap!!

lizzieislovely 11

Wednesday 10 August 2011 8:28

Epic rude! I'd have refused to pay at all, even for the wax.

Jailenee 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 9:10

Lol idk why I starting cracking up I pictured a person with red eyebrows & a red forehead!

wriptidez 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 11:01

uhhh she didnt ask first

potsie10 4

Wednesday 10 August 2011 11:02

that's disgusting.

Yellow_Fish79 11

Wednesday 10 August 2011 13:00

Did you charge her an extra two dollars for being a bitch?

Black_Letter 19

Wednesday 10 August 2011 16:36

A dollar for a free zit popping? Worth it

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