Miscellaneous: Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows...

By pizzaface - 09/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML

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By blondessdoll - 04/05/2016 17:30 - United States

Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML

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By BaMiTsAnYa - 16/09/2013 01:21 - United States - Orlando

Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML

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By Iswearihavegoodhygiene - 04/11/2018 05:00

Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML

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By waxinghorror - 11/07/2009 20:11 - United States

Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML

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By Eyebrowless - 06/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Willingboro

Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML

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By Nickolas - 31/12/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML

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By LoserOfTheYear - 09/11/2009 22:27 - United States

Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML

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By booo - 27/07/2012 17:46 - United States - Minden

Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2009 17:48 - United States

Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 10:01 - United States

Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML

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Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:08

should be grateful.

kruzito 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:12

$1 a pop.

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ilikepieandpie 11

Wednesday 10 August 2011 3:09

I would have charged you more

sting72157 3

Wednesday 10 August 2011 3:21

It's free for zigs but since yours was a big zit it was a $1.

BGoodRBCareful 5

Wednesday 10 August 2011 3:33

That's why I get my eyebrows stringed, rather than waxed. YDI

guckylynn 19

Wednesday 10 August 2011 6:47

It's called threaded.

constantine91 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 8:12

Oh really? That's why?

lizzieislovely 11

Wednesday 10 August 2011 8:58

You get your eyebrows threaded so that you won't have spots popped without your permission?? Ummm...

o8poa8o 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 3:45

You guys are cheap bastards.

kaylapple 1

Wednesday 10 August 2011 4:19

you shouldnt have payed for it. its not like you asked her to do that!

IndyJustin 4

Wednesday 10 August 2011 4:27

hopefully it sprayed on her

armedandangerous 3

Wednesday 10 August 2011 4:32

Owned, Op you got nothing else to do? You know what iam talking about.

Zeusthegoose 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 4:36

woooooo a full dollar call the police it's a crime. At least she popes the zit for you

nicole8402 4

Wednesday 10 August 2011 13:38

Popes?

princess_patches 2

Wednesday 10 August 2011 4:38

Um ew......i wouldnt do that for anyone

chocolate97 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 5:05

ay be happy she did you a favor!

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Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML

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