Health: Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML

By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 03:05 - United States

Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML

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Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

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Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 19:10 - Ireland

Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2023 21:00 - United States - Tempe

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By BracesSuck - 09/04/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I was at the orthodontist. As the lady was clipping my brackets, she missed and clipped my gums instead. She looked at me and said, "Oh sorry, you're bleeding really badly. See, I got these fake nails put on and I guess I'm just not used to them. Let me try again." She missed. FML

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By AAA - 11/02/2021 11:01

Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML

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By Fox_Undercover - 30/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Wareham

Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML

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Wednesday 20 October 2010 9:41

Least it wasn't your gynecologist and your other set of lips. 0_0*

suppressed08 2

Wednesday 20 October 2010 9:07

Well, it saves you the £10 or $10 or whatever people pay for piercings? :)

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CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 20:02

Might as well go with it.

yutsnme 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 21:28

lawsuit!!

mandy248 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 22:49

did he do a good job?

ragass_mctree 3

Thursday 21 October 2010 0:30

haha thats actually one of the first funny comments I've seen on this website in a very long time, and I thank you for that lol :)

iMandyx3 5

Thursday 21 October 2010 0:42

that is seriously awesome... @_@

DudeItsRodney17 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 0:46

Did he intend to do it? Did you pay extra for it?

airsplat 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 3:05

lets all take a visit to the failodontist

johnnie254 7

Thursday 21 October 2010 3:53

AWWWW SHIIIIITTTT!!!

skimonkey96 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 4:19

owee!

evilshade 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 4:27

Haha emo fag!!!!

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