Health: Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML

By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 03:05 - United States

Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML

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By BracesSuck - 09/04/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I was at the orthodontist. As the lady was clipping my brackets, she missed and clipped my gums instead. She looked at me and said, "Oh sorry, you're bleeding really badly. See, I got these fake nails put on and I guess I'm just not used to them. Let me try again." She missed. FML

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By AAA - 11/02/2021 11:01

Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML

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By Fox_Undercover - 30/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Wareham

Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML

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Wednesday 20 October 2010 9:41

Least it wasn't your gynecologist and your other set of lips. 0_0*

suppressed08 2

Wednesday 20 October 2010 9:07

Well, it saves you the £10 or $10 or whatever people pay for piercings? :)

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LyfzDeth 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 12:06

now u got a hole on ur lip... u can just use dat when drinking through a straw... win-win for you!

kekeshayeshaye 4

Wednesday 20 October 2010 12:24

how'd that feel. nice?

gle_ek 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 13:35

I made the -your life sucks- reach 1234! coz I'm awesome like that!!! and OP free piercing? yay!

TK1279 2

Wednesday 20 October 2010 13:44

ZOMBIE!!

buckie123 3

Wednesday 20 October 2010 13:49

did he double charge you?

sapphireflames11 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 14:05

He/she saved you a trip. :)

hairdreser0nfire 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 14:49

I'm sure that felt good. I hope the novacaine numbed your lip as well.

imsosleepy 9

Wednesday 20 October 2010 16:57

Sue his incompetent ass

zombiefan4eva 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 18:23

i smell a lawsuit :-))))

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 20 October 2010 19:18

He'll probably end up accidentally putting braces on someone who came in for a nose piercing or tongue ring.

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