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By Anonymous - 27/01/2014 20:55 - United States - Gardner

Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML

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By just great... - 22/02/2011 08:38

Today, I found a picture my husband had saved on the computer. It was of me, and he had named it "Fatter". FML

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By steph - 15/07/2018 09:00 - United States

Today, my cousins cropped me out of a picture of all six of us at a wedding, then captioned it, "We have such a good-looking family!" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML

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By kana__ - 21/01/2015 16:26 - Japan

Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML

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By stelno - 18/06/2009 13:33 - United States

Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML

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The most important member of the family

By puppydrama - 30/01/2013 21:05 - United States

Today, my dad and his new wife got their wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML

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By AboutToGoKillBillOnSomeone - 13/12/2012 14:35 - Australia - Newport

Today, I finally got my wedding photos in the mail. As I looked through them, I soon realized that the lace material on my wedding dress was completely see-through in the sunlight, and my bra and panties were visible in every single outdoor photo. I had an outdoor wedding. FML

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By caaarl - 19/04/2012 19:46 - United Kingdom - Hemel Hempstead

Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML

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By XxHinkaixX - 01/08/2010 02:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML

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By annoyed - 23/09/2010 09:59 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' place to visit. My ex-boyfriend's photo is on the fridge, but there aren't any photos of my husband or any of our wedding photos. FML

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Welshite 39

Tuesday 28 January 2014 0:44

It's not nice to talk about the Best Man like that.

Rainhawk94 27

Tuesday 28 January 2014 0:44

I'm sure there's a way to crop him out

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sidesaddle 1

Tuesday 28 January 2014 21:52

I can easily fix that for you. Feel free to contact me and I can send you a link with some of my work (including removing people from wedding pictures). There's nothing worse than a ruined wedding picture!

MadisonDerp 16

Tuesday 28 January 2014 23:08

You can either do it yourself or hire someone to photoshop it out. It's not that difficult, you just have to find the right person.

Akestarr 16

Wednesday 29 January 2014 10:20

Sorry about that OP. It's awful not to have great shots of your special day. Did you check out the photographer's work before you hired them? Photography is one of those areas in which you really do get what you pay for. If you hire based on price and not skill, you'll often be disappointed.

0utland 18

Wednesday 29 January 2014 11:55

Crop him out.

gooniegirl_9 2

Wednesday 29 January 2014 16:00

Destination wedding? I saw it happen when I was at a resort in Mexico. An old topless lady and a man in a speedo were gawking at the wedding happening on the beach and standing less than 100 feet away, probably appearing in a few photos accidentally. : S

bigNaKeD 9

Thursday 30 January 2014 11:13

Photoshop?

jb3asl3y 1

Thursday 30 January 2014 14:30

Sounds like you had a redneck ass wedding that someone like that was even there. You deserve it.

askelon 1

Thursday 30 January 2014 22:06

At least you have your wedding photos. Our photographer charged us and moved to China without giving us the photos.

Asstarotte 7

Friday 31 January 2014 5:02

Well that's your fault. You hired that photographer

Tannasgh 22

Sunday 9 February 2014 13:44

Shouldn't have held your wedding in a gay bar...

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Today, I steeled my nerve, gritted my teeth, pulled my finger out, and asked our new coworker on a date. He looked at me weird, then said those four words, “But I’m not gay.” Five weeks we’ve worked together and all that time he thought I was a man. I’m a woman, born a woman, with a vagina. FML

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Today, my girlfriend called me four times in a row at work. Worried, I stepped outside and answered the phone. Through tears, she screamed, "It's the cat!" Was he sick or hurt? "NO! He won't stop meowing!" FML

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Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML

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Today, I woke up at 2 a.m. and ate some chips that were on my nightstand, totally unaware that they were covered in ants. Now I have two swollen lips and my kid’s birthday party is tomorrow. FML

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