The most important member of the family

By puppydrama - 30/01/2013 21:05 - United States

Today, my dad and his new wife got their wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML
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carmel1110 12

Maybe the dog is more photogenic than you.

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kurodansei 16

well we know who's top dog in that household.

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carmel1110 12

Maybe the dog is more photogenic than you.

106 15
ThePsyche 9

The poop picture just brings out your beautiful eyes OP, don't feel bad.

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starsfan_9 7

Or maybe the dog's fecal matter is more photogenic than OP...

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yoyoforpeace 14

OP should cut out funny pictures of his face and glue them over the wedding photos.

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royalsgrl 14

Maybe they love the dog more lol

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TheAbstract 15

shitty + pun = shun. I shun the shitty pun.

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ShyAnn29 14

How do you know the dog was a Bitch? It could have been a boy dog

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Inediblepeaches 15

It's a male dog. "while *he* took a dump." "Bitch" is only referring to a female dog.

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JiggyBoo123 11

Sorry. I was trying to be clever so I could be one of those top comments. I guess my comment was kinda uncalled for. :s

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meagann01 4

This bitch said it was a " boy dog" Bitch bye.

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kurodansei 16

well we know who's top dog in that household.

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ShannyAK 16

At least they are animal lovers! But seriously fyl op

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ICastillo 24

I'm an animal lover too. I love to eat them. Tastes so good.

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ICastillo 24

Yeah.. all you guys who thumbed me down act like you don't eat meat. *takes a bite of steak*

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DanielleinDC 33

I don't, actually. As for you, OP. sounds like your dad and stepmonster love their furbaby more than you. That really blows. They should remember who will pick their nursing home when they get old.

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KiddNYC1O 20

And what is up with your wardrobe??

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andyyroxx 20

This is when you get up, go to the bathroom, take an iPad selfie, get it printed, and frame it next to your parents' new wedding photo.

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finnrambo 13

cuz selfie cameras are just that high quality

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samcro3 8

This is our kid, fido. This is our other kid, fidos brother.

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perdix 29

The dog doesn't remind your dad of your mother. Any more questions?

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Pleonasm 35

Astute point. He must feel like shit if that is the truth, although I don't think it's the case.

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EvilUndead 9

You probably wanted to say "doesn't remind his new wife about his old wife".

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Cian_1 28

What if he's drunk, and already home?! :P

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xJChristine 16

I think this is the case, although it doesn't have to be her dad who is thinking that, but maybe his new wife? I'm sorry OP

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zepher93 7

Way to make the whole day all about you OP.. A dog is man's best friend.

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mb2_native 15

Except for that 5 mins after you step in its poop and your having that thought 'why the ****, did I get such a big dog', this is coming from me, who owns a King Shepard. I call them land mines...

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