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By Anonymous - 27/01/2014 20:55 - United States - Gardner

Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML

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By just great... - 22/02/2011 08:38

Today, I found a picture my husband had saved on the computer. It was of me, and he had named it "Fatter". FML

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By steph - 15/07/2018 09:00 - United States

Today, my cousins cropped me out of a picture of all six of us at a wedding, then captioned it, "We have such a good-looking family!" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML

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By kana__ - 21/01/2015 16:26 - Japan

Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML

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By stelno - 18/06/2009 13:33 - United States

Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML

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By puppydrama - 30/01/2013 21:05 - United States

Today, my dad and his new wife got their wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML

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By AboutToGoKillBillOnSomeone - 13/12/2012 14:35 - Australia - Newport

Today, I finally got my wedding photos in the mail. As I looked through them, I soon realized that the lace material on my wedding dress was completely see-through in the sunlight, and my bra and panties were visible in every single outdoor photo. I had an outdoor wedding. FML

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By caaarl - 19/04/2012 19:46 - United Kingdom - Hemel Hempstead

Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML

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By XxHinkaixX - 01/08/2010 02:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML

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By annoyed - 23/09/2010 09:59 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' place to visit. My ex-boyfriend's photo is on the fridge, but there aren't any photos of my husband or any of our wedding photos. FML

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Welshite 39

Tuesday 28 January 2014 0:44

It's not nice to talk about the Best Man like that.

Rainhawk94 27

Tuesday 28 January 2014 0:44

I'm sure there's a way to crop him out

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Opheliae 22

Tuesday 28 January 2014 4:29

Photoshop!

pensacolalady 10

Tuesday 28 January 2014 4:29

Wow! I'm so sorry! Sue the photographer & get your money back, then have photos of you & hubby retaken. Congrats & good luck! I've been married over 25 yrs, just remember there'll be good times & bad times. Sometimes the bad times are really hard but you have to stick it out until things get better!

Rewan_fml 12

Tuesday 28 January 2014 4:53

why was there a fat guy in a crop top there to begin with? that's what bouncers are for IMO...

mikbrooke 25

Tuesday 28 January 2014 7:19

bouncers are generally not included at weddings.

Murilirum 23

Tuesday 28 January 2014 4:57

This is why Photoshop exists.

Fmlsea 28

Tuesday 28 January 2014 5:15

I hope it wasnt a professional photographer service that you used, if so their service is a disgrace. you shouldn't have to pay for those photos if your not happy with them. after all thats one of your biggest days that you want to remember for life.

archertheo 15

Tuesday 28 January 2014 5:38

Is this a case of perspective or comparison?

kmadd 1

Tuesday 28 January 2014 5:47

My husband and I are in the same situation. Ours don't feature a fat guy, but there aren't any decent ones of us :-( I thought we were kind of the focus of the day.... guess not.

lafcadi0 7

Tuesday 28 January 2014 6:03

I hope you didn't pay for photos if your only decent photo turned out like that. A good photographer should be aware of the background. Plus only one decent photo?

sarafyna2011 6

Tuesday 28 January 2014 6:31

Photoshop is your friend

amkaye1017 3

Tuesday 28 January 2014 6:49

I had to pick YDI because I'm a wedding photographer and most likely OP didn't hire a professional.

lindalou63901 2

Tuesday 28 January 2014 8:22

I agree!!

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