Health: Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Afterwards, my parents thought...

By First World Problems - 08/01/2016 14:34 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Afterwards, my parents thought it would be a great idea to have my favourite meal. I got to watch them enjoy it. FML

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By pain in my gums - 27/02/2017 11:30 - Canada - St. John's

Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2011 23:23 - United States

Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML

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Ouch

By Cindy1897 - 27/08/2017 20:00

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed and took the pain medicine that the oral surgeon prescribed for me before bed. The pain actually did go away for the most part, until my stomach decided to betray me and make me throw up, forcing my jaw to open more than it could after surgery. FML

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Hangry time

By Anonymous - 21/04/2011 18:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML

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By dating a fking cnt - 10/11/2012 00:16 - Canada

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML

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Birthday Boy

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 02:00

Today, it's my 16th birthday. It's also it is the day my parents scheduled my wisdom teeth to be pulled out. Happy birthday to me, then. FML

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By mandy16 - 04/09/2010 03:43

Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML

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Bad news

By Ghostrui - 02/04/2023 12:00

Today, the dentist told me I needed to have two of my wisdom teeth on opposite ends of my mouth pulled. I suppose a liquid diet won't be all that bad. FML

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Hey, well, happy birthday anyway

By elmoisdead2131 - 09/02/2021 14:01

Today, my parents took me out to dinner. I thought they were taking me because it's my birthday. Turns out they are getting divorced. They forgot it was my birthday. FML

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The whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

By Anonymous - 01/04/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML

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Friday 8 January 2016 18:37

You could always remind them that you're the one who gets to pick their nursing home.

MystoganFT 18

Friday 8 January 2016 18:39

watching someone else eat your favorite meal is the worst.

Comments

frumpledforskin 2

Saturday 9 January 2016 1:37

favorite.

Mike_Oxhard 14

Saturday 9 January 2016 4:45

Without your wisdom teeth, you weren't wise enough to see this one coming.

Hydros_fml 3

Saturday 9 January 2016 5:05

Gave a YDI for using the term "favourite meal" 21st century now kid, not 19th.

militarybrat 21

Saturday 9 January 2016 5:11

After my sister had her jaw wired shut my parents went and got steak. Sorry dude :(. They did it to me with braces and pizza. Its a rite of passage.

aeryn97 17

Saturday 9 January 2016 6:33

Yep. my family ate pizza. :(

lillypaige09 4

Saturday 9 January 2016 6:39

That shouldn't have stopped u from eating I had three on one side n my rent decided to hav a cook out that same day guess who still ate food??????????

Wyrmflight 13

Saturday 9 January 2016 16:53

wow, its almost like op isn't the same person as you.

teacupofsunshine 29

Saturday 9 January 2016 6:46

Twisted if it was to tease you. You didn't have to stay there and watch them eat it though. Go eat a pudding somewheres else in the house.

coolvictori 22

Saturday 9 January 2016 8:22

Remind them their last 20 years are reliant on you.

5FDPmetalhead 17

Saturday 9 January 2016 9:01

I got mine out last week and my parents thought it would be a greeeaaat idea to go to famous BBQ restaurants and steakhouses while I survived on mashed potatoes