Miscellaneous: Today, I got officially uninvited to a party. This is the third...

By loser - 19/06/2011 08:44 - United States

Today, I got officially uninvited to a party. This is the third one this month. FML

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By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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By my_only_friend - 03/06/2013 04:45 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML

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By rcarn - 12/06/2015 14:25 - United States - Leesburg

Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML

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By ahh - 28/12/2009 21:37 - United Kingdom

Today, the last person I invited to my birthday party called and said they couldn't come because another party "came up" and they "hope I understand". It's on December 31st. This happens every year without fail. FML

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By person123abc - 09/12/2010 05:35 - United States

Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML

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By Anonymoose - 08/09/2015 19:12 - United States - West Long Branch

Today, I found out I wasn't cool enough to be invited to a college party that happened last night. The one in charge of inviting people was my girlfriend of two years. FML

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By anonymous - 17/09/2013 17:52 - United States

Today, I was uninvited to a bachelorette party. I wouldn't really care, if the party hadn't been for me, ahead of my wedding tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2015 08:10 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 14:51 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML

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By Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To - 10/08/2016 16:51 - United States - Ephrata

Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML

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Sunday 19 June 2011 19:05

go crash their party.

317theterrible 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 19:07

run through the party naked

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elenarox 1

Monday 20 June 2011 10:55

haha 3 times this month… wow people must not like u that much…

grimmreaper98 3

Monday 20 June 2011 11:22

This is the OP. What does OP stand for?

grimmreaper98 3

Monday 20 June 2011 20:02

Original Poster? I just guessed.

yellowboy30 0

Monday 20 June 2011 13:44

come party w me

Floodan 0

Monday 20 June 2011 19:44

i have never got invited to a party.

Dark_Angel003 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 0:56

Maybe your a violent drunk.

TheDrummingResul 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 4:29

Somebody is poopular. lol I'm not even going to correct that typo.. yes that's a poop joke.

TayLovesMattx3 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 7:26

that sucks. But hay hay, go Washington(:

HunterAlpha1 8

Tuesday 21 June 2011 8:23

i know how you feel. i've been uninvited from at least two people's homes for no valid reason.

Snooks48 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 9:50

Atleast it wasn't your own party you got uninvited to.. :P

Thebluesteel1 3

Tuesday 21 June 2011 11:23

perhaps you should try not to be a deuche

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