Miscellaneous: Today, I got officially uninvited to a party. This is the third...

By loser - 19/06/2011 08:44 - United States

Today, I got officially uninvited to a party. This is the third one this month. FML

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By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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By my_only_friend - 03/06/2013 04:45 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML

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By rcarn - 12/06/2015 14:25 - United States - Leesburg

Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML

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You deserved it 2 375

By ahh - 28/12/2009 21:37 - United Kingdom

Today, the last person I invited to my birthday party called and said they couldn't come because another party "came up" and they "hope I understand". It's on December 31st. This happens every year without fail. FML

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By person123abc - 09/12/2010 05:35 - United States

Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML

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You deserved it 4 159

By Anonymoose - 08/09/2015 19:12 - United States - West Long Branch

Today, I found out I wasn't cool enough to be invited to a college party that happened last night. The one in charge of inviting people was my girlfriend of two years. FML

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By anonymous - 17/09/2013 17:52 - United States

Today, I was uninvited to a bachelorette party. I wouldn't really care, if the party hadn't been for me, ahead of my wedding tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2015 08:10 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 14:51 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML

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You deserved it 4 069

By Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To - 10/08/2016 16:51 - United States - Ephrata

Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML

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Sunday 19 June 2011 19:05

go crash their party.

317theterrible 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 19:07

run through the party naked

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calishmaster 0

Monday 20 June 2011 0:16

hahaha I wonder why too

clarkie007 0

Monday 20 June 2011 0:49

hmm deff deserve it, sounds like op has issues with some people

Gigglebear 9

Monday 20 June 2011 3:12

YDI for having no insight. Since you're being invited in the first place, it seems pretty likely you're just pissing people off some time between the invites and the parties. Time for some reflection OP.

RockAndRollKiddx 0

Monday 20 June 2011 3:26

Crash the party yo!!

takemypicture 0

Monday 20 June 2011 4:02

next time don't get your hopes up. no dissapointment there.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 20 June 2011 4:43

On the bright side, at least you were invited to a party in the first place. I haven't been invited to a party for...A long time.

iluvGB 0

Monday 20 June 2011 5:09

793 people are total assholes.

mcxhunni 0

Monday 20 June 2011 5:13

probably a good reason for it.. dumbass -___- either that, or you have shitty friends

laxgirl313 0

Monday 20 June 2011 5:59

You probably did something

iloveparc 0

Monday 20 June 2011 6:56

go **** with party, try bangin all the chicks and shit

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