Transportation and Music: Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had...

By sirensaresexy - 24/07/2012 13:54 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML

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By duhitskelly94 - 24/05/2009 14:48 - United States

Today, I drove 150 miles to see one of my favorite singers in concert. Before I got out of the car I checked to make sure I had the tickets. Did I have the tickets? Yes. Were they for today's concert? Nope. FML

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By sostupid - 10/10/2009 19:22 - United States

Today, my friend and I drove three hours to attend a U2 concert. We had been psyched about the tickets for weeks because they were awesome seats (my early Christmas present). After a long drive, we get to the venue and I realize in horror that I left tickets at home, on my desk, three hours away. FML

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Thanks for the memories

By savanna - 03/05/2012 04:46 - United States

Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML

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By musiclover - 06/12/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to see our favorite band in concert. We walked at least a mile from our parking space and stood in line for two hours. My friend was supposed to have the tickets in her purse. She actually had, but she left her purse in the car. FML

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By 3,500 down - 07/05/2016 08:00 - United States - Altus

Today, my train departed over 10 minutes early. It was the last train of the day. I missed my transatlantic flight and along with it the vacation and concert I'd spent over a year saving for. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2014 11:49 - Netherlands - Vlissingen

Today, I had to take the train from my hometown to my university for a very important meeting concerning my foreign exchange program. When I finally arrived, I noticed a Post-it on the door: "Meeting cancelled, sick". I basically made a 9-hour day-trip for a half-an-hour walk. FML

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By xloverin - 14/11/2015 16:23 - Slovakia - Bratislava

Today, I remembered that the concert I bought tickets for over a month in advance was yesterday. FML

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By Rabite - 13/09/2016 11:22 - Germany

Today, I was on a business trip with a coworker. We had to wait for the train, so I decided to browse a store in the train station while he waited outside. I then got a message on my phone, from my co-worker saying, "You are somewhere on this train, right?" FML

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By anyomous - 26/06/2010 03:19 - United States

Today, I bought tickets for my friends and me to go to a concert. While I was in the shower, they ditched me and took my girlfriend. FML

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Thanks for your help, dude

By Anonymous - 27/04/2017 00:00 - Netherlands - Utrecht

Today, on a train to the airport, the ticket inspector pointed out that my girlfriend and I hadn't activated our tickets. He suggested one of us get off and activate them at the next station. Now I'm on the moving train with all our luggage, and she's waving from the platform with our tickets. FML

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ceccles628 6

Tuesday 24 July 2012 18:59

It's like Confessions of a teenage drama queen all over again.

bubblekitty 1

Tuesday 24 July 2012 18:59

Damn don'twe all forget something at home when we have to go somewhere?

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outoftown 26

Wednesday 25 July 2012 3:20

#50, iPhone autocorrect has a built-in sense of humor.

lemonademixer 7

Wednesday 25 July 2012 3:52

aww which concert was it

Anita1023632 3

Wednesday 25 July 2012 5:31

Next time check for anything you forgetful skink

emoshadow47 9

Wednesday 25 July 2012 5:38

I hope it wasnt screamo or post hard core that would suck...

sirensaresexy 0

Wednesday 25 July 2012 5:51

I was going to see Sleeping With Sirens, Of Mice & Men, Pierce the Veil, You Me At Six.. Etc. Warped Tour baby.

Lord_Nord 4

Wednesday 25 July 2012 11:39

See that would've been really ironic if you were going to see Train

Kiyaralovestolol 14

Wednesday 25 July 2012 13:16

I'm guessing by your name you were seeing sleeping with sirens?

ohSNAPyall 26

Wednesday 25 July 2012 13:45

Thank goodness for scalpers.

rayahbug 3

Wednesday 25 July 2012 18:11

I would honestly start crying. Sorry.

Bubbles_1234 0

Wednesday 25 July 2012 20:04

Im pretty sure that's in a movie.

Bubbles_1234 0

Wednesday 25 July 2012 20:04

Im pretty sure that's in a movie.

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Same thing different taste

Thanks for the memories

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Thanks for your help, dude

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