Miscellaneous: Today, I drove 150 miles to see one of my favorite singers in...

By duhitskelly94 - 24/05/2009 14:48 - United States

Today, I drove 150 miles to see one of my favorite singers in concert. Before I got out of the car I checked to make sure I had the tickets. Did I have the tickets? Yes. Were they for today's concert? Nope. FML

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By sostupid - 10/10/2009 19:22 - United States

Today, my friend and I drove three hours to attend a U2 concert. We had been psyched about the tickets for weeks because they were awesome seats (my early Christmas present). After a long drive, we get to the venue and I realize in horror that I left tickets at home, on my desk, three hours away. FML

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By sirensaresexy - 24/07/2012 13:54 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML

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By musiclover - 06/12/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to see our favorite band in concert. We walked at least a mile from our parking space and stood in line for two hours. My friend was supposed to have the tickets in her purse. She actually had, but she left her purse in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2009 09:38 - United States

Today, I drove six hours with a friend to see one of her favorite bands in concert. We were turned away at the door because the online site didn't say we had to be 21 to enter. I drove six hours back with nothing to show for it but an empty gas tank and useless tickets. FML

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By xloverin - 14/11/2015 16:23 - Slovakia - Bratislava

Today, I remembered that the concert I bought tickets for over a month in advance was yesterday. FML

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We hear it was a great show!

By Anonymous - 27/10/2019 14:00

Today, I was supposed to be going to Edinburgh to see my favourite band live. I was expecting to be picked up at 8 a.m. for the drive there, but I woke up to a text saying my friend bought tickets for the wrong city. The show he paid was for 2 days ago. FML

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Thanks for the memories

By savanna - 03/05/2012 04:46 - United States

Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML

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By anonymous - 13/06/2012 16:58 - United States - Mundelein

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

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By anonymous - 11/08/2010 19:19 - Canada

Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML

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By deserted - 01/09/2010 07:05 - France

Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML

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Sunday 24 May 2009 20:06

And you didn't check before you left because....?

mylifeisfuckedd 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:08

Why would you check after you got there?? YDI

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caretoshare 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:06

JESUS. that must suck, eh? :S

danyfuckinheatle 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 5:30

****** retard

Pounce 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:06

And you didn't check before you left because....?

bopats1499 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 22:29

Because this is fake

comment11111 39

Sunday 20 October 2013 15:54

exactly - what was the sense in checking right in front of the venue

CJ090 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:07

Fail

toby02050 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:07

i do things like this alll the time..

mylifeisfuckedd 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:08

Why would you check after you got there?? YDI

shortwiz247 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:08

yeah #2, check before, not after

darkmis1 17

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:09

Y didn't u check the tickets b4 u left? I can't even imagine how much money ur gonna have to spend on gas money.

rainbow247 4

Sunday 6 July 2014 5:36

*why *you *before *you *you'er

hannanoellee 4

Wednesday 29 April 2015 3:57

*you're

yer_maw 1

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:10

silly billy :x]

Julle_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:10

Hopefully you got there a few days early instead of a few days late.

jtaylor991 6

Wednesday 6 June 2012 19:01

yeah just stay somewhere

rawrsaysdino 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:10

hopefully they weren't for a couple days before! FYL

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Same thing different taste

We hear it was a great show!

Thanks for the memories

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