Health: Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was...

By warp_routine - 31/03/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML

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By tryingatkins - 21/08/2009 09:27 - United States

Today, I was on the elevator going up to a meeting, and the elevator was getting more and more crowded as we went up. After about ten people got on, they all agreed that I should get off the elevator because they thought me being on was exceeding the weight limit. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2011 07:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my co-workers agreed that I was the one causing the elevator to be over its weight limit. When I protested, saying that I only weigh around 150 pounds, one asked me if that included the weight of my wheelchair. They made me get out. FML

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By pimpslaprequired - 04/08/2012 01:52 - United States

Today, I got on an elevator at the mall, along with a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl talking on her cell. She spent the whole ride telling the person on the other end how hideous I looked and how I look like a pregnant sperm whale. I was too humiliated to even say anything. FML

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By j0natron - 03/02/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML

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Excuses

By NotAnExcuse - 07/11/2012 05:58 - United States

Today, a woman on the train demanded I give up my seat for her, claiming it was for people with disabilities. Tired from a long day at work, and seeing she had nothing wrong with her, I asked what her disability was. Apparently, obesity is one. FML

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Supportive

By short&stout - 26/08/2017 20:00

Today, I took the kids to the pool. I'm short and 20lbs overweight but they talked me into it and I put on a swimsuit for the first time in 10 years. As soon as we got there, a girl my height but a good 150lbs heavier said, "It's so nice to see another big girl in a two-piece!" FML

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If I fits, I sits

By fatlady - 07/03/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to the park. I bet my friend I could fit into the swing that was sized for toddlers. I managed to fit in, but I couldn't get out. My friend had to call 911 to get me out. When they finally did, the fireman told me that fat ladies shouldn't try stuff like that. FML

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By Me - 31/05/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML

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Body issues

By JeremySayz - 25/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was in an elevator with a coworker I barely know. My stomach thought that it was time to remind me I hadn’t eaten breakfast. It growled like a dying whale, and my coworker gave me a concerned look. To make it worse, the elevator got stuck for five minutes. We stood in awkward silence, with my stomach making noises the whole time. FML

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By regstl - 01/06/2013 06:21 - United States - Beaverton

Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML

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bluecoconuts 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:25

Should have threatened to call the zoo.

dancin303 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:24

shes just trying to make herself feel better dont sweat it

Comments

bkim0515 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 6:09

to all the geniuses that think they proved this true by saying "luggage", the lightest passenger elevators carry 1000 pounds. that means that even if the lady were 300-400 pounds and the child were lets say 145 (we'll assume she's the same as you), thats still 310-410 pounds of luggage to be carrying around. sorry i don't believe you but if it actually is true (which means the lady was probobly too fat to actually be walking...) that is pretty effed up!

medfly 2

Wednesday 1 April 2009 6:12

I've seen plenty of elevators that can't carry 1000lbs. they're just pretty old. elevators are not a recent invention.

throwing_bricks 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 6:45

haha fat denial, i wouldn't care, they probably gorged themselves with dairy queen when they got off.

killface_fml 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 7:16

I hope that after she said that you just stared at her for ten seconds, then poked her in her gunt.

stardust1035 3

Wednesday 1 April 2009 7:27

That's called trying to save face in front of your kid. She was so miserable with herself that she was trying to piss you off too. I wouldn't worry about it if I were you

djtelekinesis 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 7:27

Hahahahahahaha. Not an FML because of the whale. Should've been like, bitch, put down the fork before you say shit like that.

theswarm666x 1

Wednesday 1 April 2009 8:51

i've noticed a lot of people who are 300#+ calling other people fat. it always makes me laugh. just remember, you are just better then them.

Asayake 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 9:11

I'm waiting for the FML: Today my daughter and I got on the elevator when the capacity alarm went off. To save face, I called the other person on the elevator fat, even though he wasnt', and got off, totally embarrassing myself and looking like an idiot. FML.