By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
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samimarie199 22

Some woman think too highly of themselves. Sorry OP

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MichellinMan 20

Some people just love the idea of getting attention. If that was me, I probably would've laughed in her face.

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Welshite 39

Uh huh; "accidentally". You just had to cop a feel, didn't you, OP. Don't worry, your secret is safe with me...and thousands of others.

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ptoka 20

He wanted to feel up her airbags. Don't listen to the lies!

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jazzy_123 20

28, safety first right?

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DarkCaesar 17

That's what the government wants you to think

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samimarie199 22

Some woman think too highly of themselves. Sorry OP

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extrasnipes 22

They think like they're "a boss ass bitch" or they think insecurely. I know not of many woman in the middle.

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Angelic_Author 16

OP should have called her an ignorant hideous ***** and told her to get over herself.

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MatteKudasai 17

#20- Why? Really, there is no need to insult her in such a way for a misunderstanding. I mean, sure she inconvenienced OP, but is it really necessary to make someone feel like shit for something so petty. There's not really any satisfaction in that for anyone I don't think.

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mxij 13

#20 Well, that escalated quickly.

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Rectov 10

Grabbing onto someone when you fall and then thinking you're trying to molest them is a misunderstanding? Hmm. I agree that was a bit much though

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MichellinMan 20

Some people just love the idea of getting attention. If that was me, I probably would've laughed in her face.

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ashalayx 13

shouldve just dragged her off with you

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golden_warrior 23

Smart, let's touch her again. She will just this time call the cops and file a lawsuit.

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ashalayx 13

her fault for being prissy lol

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golden_warrior 23

21 - actually it will. I know #4 was joking, but if OP put her hands on that person to drag her out the bus then it is considered an assault. She can sue for that and OP will be facing criminal charges as well.

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Rectov 10

A girl cries rape, a guys going to jail for it. A guy cries rape, he gets laughed at by the court people. It is what it is.

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vewwe 20

Once when my sister was gonna get off the bus she stood up to early and fell when the bus stopped. Luckily she landed with her face on the private parts of a guy sitting in front of her. I am saying luckily because compared to OP's case, this guy actually liked it.

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mattyiscool123 26

I don't know why people never listen to the accused

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Because it's no longer innocent until proven guilty. It's guilty until proven innocent.

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psycheiris13 20

I'm sorry OP, it's not your fault. Some women are so in fear of men that they think they're all out to get women. And some bus drivers do not consider the fact that they're operating a moving vehicle and only care about their schedule.

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murdersquirrel 15

this is close to what I was thinking. basically, we don't know what real, legitimate experiences strangers have had. she may very well have been victimized at some point in her life and is now hypervigilant about being touched and startle easily. especially by men. it sucks for OP but we all have some weird shit about us that sometimes affects other people. it's a consequence of being human and leaving your house.

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extrasnipes 22

I'm curious can't you just go to the next stop or wait for the next bus...?

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speckledots 29

The times between buses is a while. People depend on buses for transport to school, appointments, work. You run the risk/possibility of being late by waiting for the next bus to come.

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jazzy_123 20

and it also depends how much it costs to take the bus. Where I live its $2 compared to $1.50, which is how much it used to cost. I'd be upset.

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awilliams44 9

When's the court date? Ppl these days.. So dramatic. she's probs insecure

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Rainhawk94 27

You're like totally right

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Life_is_FML 22

Something tells me she doesn't want your man meat OP

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