Transportation: Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me...

By Parade - 28/02/2011 06:00 - United States

Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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By HateTheBus - 18/03/2019 02:00

Today, I was taking the bus home from work. I went to pull the cord to request a stop when the driver slammed on the breaks to avoid running a red light, causing me to get thrown out of my seat and slide down the aisle and hit my head on a pole by the front of the bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2010 10:33 - Australia

Today, I temporarily got off the bus for the other students to get off, because they push and shove along their way. Then the bus driver closed the door on me and drove off. My laptop was on that bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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By Whoopsie - 22/02/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML

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By insignificant - 29/10/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I was getting on a bus, the driver shut the door on me while I was half way inside. Instead of apologizing to me, he criticized me for getting in the way. FML

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By leilei - 30/11/2010 00:25 - Philippines

Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML

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By crop circle galore - 06/09/2014 02:36 - United States

Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML

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By alexo - 23/05/2012 15:52 - United States

Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML

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By busmanhoe - 14/12/2009 11:19 - Norway

Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML

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Doortje 29

Monday 28 February 2011 12:09

A bump made you hit someone? Please, you were just looking for an excuse to slap the old nuttsack.

memo619 0

Monday 28 February 2011 12:21

it'd be funnier if the old man punched you back

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andruha1123 5

Monday 28 February 2011 12:04

ydi for hitting on old men

Bano360 25

Monday 28 February 2011 12:09

Hitting on?

Danny300 0

Monday 28 February 2011 12:10

Fail

GeraldisTheG 3

Monday 28 February 2011 12:29

what's wrong with hitting/hitting on old men? they so sexc

iBanana 17

Monday 28 February 2011 14:12

Thats a win win for the bus driver. He got your money, AND he kicked off a malichious person. :D

GtDriver 6

Tuesday 1 March 2011 5:00

Malicious.

BisFitty 7

Tuesday 1 March 2011 18:17

ur lucky it wasn't epic beard man!

MizzKrista 0

Monday 28 February 2011 12:04

first! sorry OP that suck!

MizzKrista 0

Monday 28 February 2011 12:08

^sucks!

AnagenisisZagus 13

Monday 28 February 2011 12:11

You are a failure. Second and now third. You lose the race. Here is a ******' lolly for your participation. Acehole.

MizzKrista 0

Monday 28 February 2011 12:13

Wow! Really?? I think I kinda figured that out already dumbass!

Doortje 29

Monday 28 February 2011 12:09

A bump made you hit someone? Please, you were just looking for an excuse to slap the old nuttsack.

insanesna1l 0

Monday 28 February 2011 12:32

what's that got to do with hitting old people?

chrstygrl06 10

Monday 28 February 2011 12:38

Because he is old..

you_and_me_fml 8

Monday 28 February 2011 12:46

i know right, gosh.. thats everyones excuse these days

chrstygrl06 10

Monday 28 February 2011 12:46

Oops, wrong comment, sorry:)

Hanimon 0

Monday 28 February 2011 13:36

Who can resist the ol' nutsack nowadays -.-

emodude44 0

Monday 28 February 2011 19:51

In gay porno, Old nutsack slap you!

CommonSenseKarma 17

Tuesday 1 March 2011 3:40

I rather fancy the idea that the old guy rammed his head into your fist. Old people these days... can't get enough socialism on their own.

AnagenisisZagus 13

Monday 28 February 2011 12:13

You hit an old man? Accidently? Oh my! How could this be? Back of the bus, sister-******! Hah, you wish. Walk your uncoordinated ass home.

AnagenisisZagus 13

Monday 28 February 2011 13:12

I probably should not have said the whole sister thing, huh?

TheSilencer30 13

Monday 17 October 2016 4:42

What did you say

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Monday 28 February 2011 12:17

At least you burned some calories?

guy0ne101 0

Monday 28 February 2011 12:20

cool story

memo619 0

Monday 28 February 2011 12:21

it'd be funnier if the old man punched you back

WillemCoster 0

Monday 28 February 2011 12:40

that would be a great fml " i was on the bus it hit a bump i accidently hit an old man then he broke my nose Fml" lol

Jonkbaby 22

Monday 28 February 2011 12:21

being on a bus while hitting the bumps is the best part for a male

testthecoal 5

Monday 28 February 2011 12:23

at least you didn't pick you nose when he hit that bump

blinkee_115 0

Monday 28 February 2011 12:25

Did the old man cry?

iIixoxiIi 0

Monday 28 February 2011 13:42

I believe so, otherwise the driver wouldn't let him get off!

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