By yulis - 30/11/2013 19:21 - United States - Hagerstown

Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML
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BreadstickFTW 7

Next time tell him to shutup before all the stupid comes out.

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Palirose 22

I'm sorry, OP. Maybe next time try not to speed or go over the limit. Just pay your ticket before it gets higher.

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Inkedldd 8

I hope you punched your husband in the arm for that remark.

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elixaaaaa 13

Sell something belonging to your husband to pay the fine

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deavin2013 10

I'm sorry OP. Make your husband pay for the ticket, since he seemed to think it's funny

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dadli_fml 9

I'm sure the cop never heard donut jokes before

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ulissey_fml 22

Do not, I repeat, DO NUT ever broach that subject or pronounce that word within a cop's hearing.

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brit628 7

I would have slapped him in the chest and gave me him the ticket then said your paying for it and next time don't say anything if we get pulled over.

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Osyx 20

I agree, your life sucks, your husband deserved it!

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1947Chevy 17

While I do get sarcastic with cops and joke with then that was stupid on your husbands part. At least I'm not making fun of the cops when I get pulled over.

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