By SpLo0gIeR - 13/02/2012 15:30 - United States

Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML
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SpLo0gIeR 9

Funny thing is he laughed and gave me a warning :)

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griffins33 4

I bet your ticket price went up after that!

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Xx_Nikky_xX 4

should have "reflexively" kept your mouth shut.

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dream1_fml 5

The oP posted saying he just got a warning, honestly you should respect law inforcment officersand respect them and understand the correct placements of jokes and seriousness.

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KellyPeterson92 10

Haha you're my hero! I hate f*cking cops.

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4ugu4 7

Would've been funnier if u said, "Your mom's ass."

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WorldsGhost 2

Now your leaving her house in the back of his car in cuffs!

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Klutch505 4

Hahaha. Totally worth it.

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DaneTrain9311 7

What's it like repeatedly getting hit in the head by a nightstick?

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HunterAlpha1 8

again, not the best place for a mom joke.

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