By SpLo0gIeR - 13/02/2012 15:30 - United States

Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML
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SpLo0gIeR 9

Funny thing is he laughed and gave me a warning :)

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griffins33 4

I bet your ticket price went up after that!

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Xx_Nikky_xX 4

should have "reflexively" kept your mouth shut.

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Rocky007 15

What kind of a world do you live in where you would "reflexively" say anything like that, to anyone, ever?

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structuredchaoz 4

I don't care who you are. That right there is funny.

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MuziKMajoR 5

I bet it was I hope you arrive safe to your destination have a nice day....WAIT before you go here's a ticket ;-)

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SoultheWolf 19

As funny is that is you completely deserved it. You should learn to stop being immature and responding with shitty "your momma" comments after every question.

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FirestarFML 5

Dude.....I think you have some problems........

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FaraPjJammaz 13

These 'your mom' comebacks are getting so dry...

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musicluvr2000 11

I'm assuming this isn't the first time it's happened to you

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LOVEeujenya 3

Because you know, That always happeneds to the best of us !

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