By boss stabber - 04/01/2015 06:52 - United States - Kings Beach

Today, I got reprimanded by my boss for saying "It's a stab in the dark, though." According to him, it's a euphemism for anal sex and I was being offensive to a gay colleague, the same one who kept insisting it was no problem. I got written up anyway. FML
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____gerard____ 11

I don't see how that could've been offensive to gay people

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HeadlessSparrow 20

Horrible Bosses 3: FML edition

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____gerard____ 11

I don't see how that could've been offensive to gay people

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Exodiafinder687 58

It's like Carlos Mencia once said. If you can take a dick, you can take a joke.

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HighasaCloud 46

It's about as offensive to homosexuals as it is to black people who have been shanked before. Only in the minds of overly sensitive people who take everything out of context and blow it out of proportion.

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seriouslygrowup 11

unless his boss is in the closet and found it upsetting that he could read his mind and then make up euphemisms about it

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spoo 24

The boss is obsessing about being poked in the pooper. OP's comment connected to their thoughts so they naturally assumed it had to be exactly what the boss was thinking about.

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bobman51 15

Well your boss is an ignorant asshole, case closed

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patrickalamo 47

After researching... I have not found your boss interpretation anywhere. Go to HR. He is crazy...

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HeadlessSparrow 20

Horrible Bosses 3: FML edition

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Erebus_Terror 12

At first glance, it sounds more like encouraging the murder of Black people, if anything.

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jamiro11 19

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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XxXBadAshXxX 27

Sounds like your boss just wanted an excuse to berate you, even if it's a common saying.

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Perfectly_Killer 14

Its a sad day when a straight person gets more upset than a gay person after a "gay comment". Especially if its not meant to be one at all.

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ulissey_fml 22

Your boss believes it's a stab dat matters because he heard Haydn meanings in your words.

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RBW_Slave 9

I thought this was the English FML site...

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MidnaLink 33

"You boss believes that the word "stab" matters because he heard. It's the hidden meaning in your words".

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enddmd 27

Thanks 42, my gibberish translator was broken.

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SingleMom_of_2 5

Seriously 42 thanks I was at a loss on how to translate that one

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clemsi 20

if you think 8s gibberish was bad, go look at #70s....it made my translator burst into flames.

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HairIsEverything 15

#58 I think you're either confused, or typed the comment number wrong.. #70's is very easy to read and grammar/spelling is fine.

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clemsi 20

I don't even see 70s comment anymore so I can double check.

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Pizzapiggy1 18

Your boss needs to go back to high-school if he doesn't even understand simple euphemisms

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EJSwank 14

Sounds like he's a little too worried about seeming homophobic. Clearly he's got some issues of his own to work out

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