By Jaws - 10/02/2011 16:09 - France

Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML
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imonaboat79 2

pro tip: always check with your lady first before eating the last bit of chocolate in the house. bad things can happen when you don't.

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sweet_candy_ 17

Banana peels are not that hard. You big baby.

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10_4Franky 0

Umm huh! (diva voice)

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Lolzords 11

Leave your girlfriend! She's bananas! :D

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ecfrost 4

I think this is your fault if you just ate the cake without first asking if she wanted any before you ate it. I think, however, if she said you could eat it, and got mad after you did then it really is FML, OP.

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zendaddy0 0

I don't know how to respond to this wtf

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Baggyklown 0

Oh no! What will you do with the rest of your f'ed life? Frickin' grow a pair and shut up. There's people who would kill for a banana peel to the face just so they have some food

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aliaskis 3

O_o Have you ever tried to eat a banana peel? And even if OP was a starving person who dreamed of being slapped in the face with a banana peel, it doesn't say that the gf handed over the peel afterwards for him to dispose of.

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motero 0

NEVER COME BTWN A WOMAN AND HER CHOCOLATE!

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WeTheLiving 4

well...i mean...uummm...it was chocolate cake!

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RosiePatosie 0

hahaha you deserve to be hit with a watermelon! how is your life ****** in any way? a banana peel obviously doesn't hurt.

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