Love, Dating and Miscellaneous: Heavy rotation

Heavy rotation

By shescomfortablynumb - 05/06/2009 07:49 - United States

Today, I had a third date with a great guy. Over dinner, he told me that he wanted to see more of me. When I agreed, he pulled out his schedule book and started to tell me he was dating 5 other women besides me. He then told me what week in the "rotation" would be mine. He wasn't kidding. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2020 17:00

Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML

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By bootycall:( - 15/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Oxnard

Today, I went on what I thought was my fifth date with a guy. We finally got intimate and it was amazing. As soon as it was over, he said : "Sorry babe, I should get going. I have a date tomorrow and I'd hate to be tired for it." FML

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By lamesauce - 15/02/2009 10:32 - Canada

Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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First dates suck

By Anonymous - 03/09/2019 16:00

Today, I went on two dates from a dating app. The first one said halfway through that we couldn't date because it would break his contract. The second one catfished me. This is why I have multiple dates in one day. They never end well. FML

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By Eloise - 21/03/2017 14:00

Today, I went on my third date with a great guy. We finally got round to talking about his tattoos. All 57 are related to his best friend. All of them. The best friend he never stops talking about. Somehow I don't think this will work out. FML

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What the hell is even that?!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Lake Forest

Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML

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By Unlucky - 25/07/2012 13:03 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML

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By nope! - 04/03/2020 12:00

Today, I had my first date in more than two years. As soon as I sat down, the first words out of his mouth were, "How many people have you had sex with? Not just recently, but ever. I don’t date women who’ve had more than 5 partners." I left before we'd even ordered drinks. FML

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Time to skedaddle

By Anonymous - 29/08/2023 18:02 - United States - Queens

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to date other people, but still wants to be with me. He said, “Yes I want to be with you, but maybe we can both find better.” I found out he’s been texting another woman. FML

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may_cause_fail 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:28

...At least he's organized? D:

absent_toast 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:31

Wow. You should continue dating him and see if you win.

Comments

may_cause_fail 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:28

...At least he's organized? D:

FuckingRednecks 3

Wednesday 3 August 2011 6:14

Organized, but a ****.

christyxbee 15

Saturday 17 September 2011 19:44

I guess he's not really that great of a guy afterall eh?

Socalledproblem 5

Thursday 10 November 2011 13:29

I giggled when I read your comment #1

izzie321 27

Monday 22 December 2014 1:24

He's probably polyamorous.

absent_toast 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:31

Wow. You should continue dating him and see if you win.

zaksreallife 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 22:53

#2 nice one!!

Sambo110 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:31

Haha, this made me laugh. But that does suck for you.

RyeBreadBoy 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:31

why is this man operating week-by-week? he should go day-by-day and you can have every sixth day! otherwise you'd only see him like every other month and I can't see how that'd be conducive to good relations. lol jk. sucks for you.

dmmd8686 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:32

Well that sounds blunt...but the fact that he was honest with you about that is actually a pretty good sign...it's not like he's sneaking around, right?

winterislame 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:32

fifth. also, he's a loser.

Taubin 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:32

Wait, everyone doesn't do dates by rotation? Cmon, it's variety! -kidding-

KwitIt 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:33

Ouch, fyl. I hope you got up and left after that...

kristina3514 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:34

Ther sad thing about the situation is that there are 5 other woman totally cool with the arrangement.

shadexilmaendu 4

Wednesday 11 July 2012 5:24

Why is that automatically sad though? That seems like a silly arrangement; but I'm in an open relationship; I'm a big fan of the free love idea (sans the diseases, keep it safe guys). That's not to say its for everyone; a lot of people have trouble with that sort of arrangement, it takes a lot of trust and security, jealousy will kill things quickly otherwise. But if some people are okay with that, who are we to say they're wrong? Everyone has their own opinions and preferences when it comes to relationships.