Who says they're not just vials of lard?

Lol don't play Runescape then lmao

27, Do you see the word Runescape in the FML at all?

#41 I think he might be indicating that there's a lot of eating in Runescape? I'm not sure though.

"My Castle Crashers character" not Runescape.

51, 27 was telling OP not to play Runescape then. I don't know about you but I think he's telling him not to play it.

You idiots Im mentioning Runescape because the whole game is basically you spam clicking large amounts of food to heal. Way to ruin a joke -.-

And yes 41 you're right in runescape you're basically eating whole sharks to heal :p at least someone gets it >.>

Kamom only noobs use butt tons of food to heal in that game unless you are extremely poor... Please don't mention a game where it's prime has passed... Incase you think, oh he didn't play it, I'm a walking encyclopedia of that game. 99's all the way. Castle crashes is an immensely fun game, if you take the time to enjoy it :)

She also would deffinately not like the beginning of Mabinogi lol.

Maybe she's saving her monies for pets. Plus, if she dies a lot then potions can become expensive.

Exactly. How the heck are there more FYLs than YDIs?

this FML has "denial' written all over it

Guys, it still is a FYL. Eating disorders aren't anyone's fault and they horrible and extremely hard to get over. I'm appalled someone would say "YDI" -- as if anyone DESERVES an eating disorder. I'm not trying to be rude, but I wouldn't wish one on my worst enemy.

wait how did we get to eating disorders?

When I look down I see my triple chin only. How am I doing?

I see my shoes! They may be across the room, but I can still see them.

hahahaha

unless Kirby swallows something skinny

He'd "realistically" still gain weight unless he strictly ate Maxim tomatoes xD

isn't it canon that he is practically a black hole or a wormhole?

Exercising isn't a solution for everybody when it comes to weight loss. Obviously, it's healthier and less risky than a diet, (especially when we know those hardly work 70 percent of the time), but exercising works only for people who want to tighten up their stomach/arms/thighs...whereas some girls just want to lose the fat without "turning it into" muscles.

15- No matter your gender, lean muscle can really help your everyday functions and look. When girls exercise their chest, it lifts up their bust. When girls exercise their glutes or lower back, it lifts up their butts. And so on. As long as she's not trying to get built and bulky, then she's fine.

I'm sorry #15 but saying "exercising isn't for everybody" is just a cop out to be lazy. Sure, you can just diet without exercise but 1) it'll take longer and 2) you'll most likely fall back into bad habits anyway. Exercise not only helps with weight loss, but the endorphins released will make you feel good about yourself in general.

15-I'd just like to say that exercise is not just limited to things like hardcore running or weight training, etc. Exercising is a huge topic and there are things like yoga or Pilates, noncompetitive swimming, walking, etc. that can help you slim without bulking up too much...

Before anyone else does it- They* Damned grammer nazi's.

*grammar(;

If it`s said by a doctor, it must be true then