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By Anonymous - 06/03/2015 16:51 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had to sit and smile as a drunk lady ranted about how body hair on a woman is disgusting and unfeminine, then in the next breath say that only pedos like women who shave their vaginas. That's the last time I ever have dinner with my boyfriend's parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 05:50 - United States - Harrison

Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML

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By mel - 18/01/2013 23:18 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML

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By justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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Randy old bird

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML

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By FML - 04/09/2015 16:27 - United States - Maricopa

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. It went well, until my dad got drunk and started telling everyone about how "midgets" are assholes and are ruining America. FML

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You deserved it 1 729

Grossed out

By vomiting - 07/03/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend took me home to have dinner with his parents. I couldn’t eat a single bite after watching his mom let her three dogs taste all the food off her hands, while she also licked her own fingers while cooking. Later on, he dumped me for being rude and “too high maintenance." FML

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You deserved it 141

Upfront

By kalisa anteater - 09/06/2013 20:49 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I had to explain to my mother that a lace mini-dress with an obscene amount of cleavage was not appropriate to wear while meeting my boyfriend's parents. She called me an "annoying prude" and said that with my attitude, I don't deserve to have a man. FML

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You deserved it 4 938

By fuck you, dad - 27/09/2012 18:36 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I was eating out at a restaurant with my family. My dad had drained most of our bottle of wine, so thinking he'd be a little less uptight than usual, I reached over to pour myself some. He swatted my hand away and started yelling at me for being a "degenerate drunk". FML

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By FML - 02/10/2015 21:45 - United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I took my boyfriend to dinner to meet my parents. He agreed to be on his best behavior, but when my mom told us about some shady stuff going on at her job, he replied that it sounded "fishier than Justin Bieber's cunt." We were quickly kicked out. FML

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You deserved it 4 247

By shocked - 12/10/2009 14:52 - United States

Today, my "future" wife got drunk in front of my parents, who she was meeting for the first time. She called my dad a piece of shit and told my mom she wants to tear her own eyes out. FML

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drayloon 50

Saturday 7 March 2015 8:07

I think pedos prefer women who can't shave their ****** yet...

juls99 11

Saturday 7 March 2015 8:05

That took an unexpected turn

Comments

fluffykittens01 7

Saturday 7 March 2015 8:02

OMFG IM SORRY

CelticSkye 13

Saturday 7 March 2015 14:12

My curiosity of what the boyfriend AND BF's father said and/or did during and after the drunk woman rant is about to drive me crazy! OP... PLEASE write an update with the full story!!

chottu 16

Sunday 8 March 2015 0:31

I agree, I really need to know the reactions of the boyfriend and father. The curiosity is killing me!

Ironmayhem 22

Saturday 7 March 2015 8:03

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

juls99 11

Saturday 7 March 2015 8:05

That took an unexpected turn

Kazze 31

Saturday 7 March 2015 8:05

I think we found the star of the next Starburst contradictions commercial.

theperfectchild 13

Saturday 7 March 2015 8:06

To shave or not to shave. That is the question.

ShannonBitt 29

Sunday 8 March 2015 5:05

Half shaved, half not shaved; just to be safe.

mundanemermaid 11

Sunday 8 March 2015 13:23

Safe bet - landing strip

drayloon 50

Saturday 7 March 2015 8:07

I think pedos prefer women who can't shave their ****** yet...

brookenicolee29 27

Saturday 7 March 2015 8:07

So indecisive.

teazyfisher 14

Saturday 7 March 2015 13:08

more like ignorance

redpanda39 10

Saturday 7 March 2015 14:02

More like drunk.

xluciferx666 21

Saturday 7 March 2015 8:08

Some People do and say stupid/embarrassing stuff when they are drunk this being a prime example. If she's not like that sober than don't hold it against her good luck though

iAlissa 34

Saturday 7 March 2015 19:52

Drunk words are sober thoughts.

Rainbow2Cloud 12

Saturday 7 March 2015 8:08

Some people just don't know what the hell they are talking about.

gintwinsmoore 20

Sunday 8 March 2015 14:10

yeah drunk or sober...

khoov19 20

Saturday 7 March 2015 8:09

shaving or not shaving...owners choice, but jst keep things manicured is all that is really important. oh ya nd as far as his folks go wht the hell does it matter wht they think its not like they know what you do so jst laugh it off nd do wht you nd he like

Rainbow2Cloud 12

Saturday 7 March 2015 8:19

I will never understand why people leave out the a in "and" and in "what". I swear it bothers me so much.

Ashd09 30

Saturday 7 March 2015 9:42

What's the point in leaving one letter out of simple words? you literally only have to type ONE more letter per shortened word to make your comment sound better. You managed to spell what correctly one time in there.... I understand that people make mistakes and I'm not gonna jump on anybody for that but damn....