Miscellaneous: Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML

By pmony - 02/02/2012 02:48 - United States

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2023 03:00

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door and had to be rescued by the fire department after about 30 minutes of walking in circles with no open exit. At least they got a good laugh out of it. FML

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By Oopsie - 28/07/2015 17:18 - United States - Saint Albans

Today, a revolving door got the better of me. I made it into the crowded lobby, unlike my skirt. Bad day to wear a thong. FML

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By AwwChute - 21/02/2010 01:53 - United States

Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML

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By nevergettingajob - 22/02/2012 18:10 - Canada

Today, after handing in my resume to get a part-time job, I tried leaving, but the door wouldn't open. It was the "in" door. The person I gave my resume to had to slowly explain this to me. FML

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By UnhappilyUnemployed - 16/06/2014 22:49 - United States - Madison

Today, I had a job interview. It went really well until I couldn't figure out how to open the slide door to get out of the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:02 - United States

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML

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By Nick - 27/11/2009 10:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML

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You deserved it 28 927

By amyhyett - 28/01/2015 23:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2019 23:30 - India - Pune

Today, I've managed to lock myself in my own bedroom. It won't open no matter what I do. FML

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You deserved it 380

By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 03:20 - United States - Auburn

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 242

You deserved it 3 477

TheRealBruce 12

Thursday 2 February 2012 8:37

Oh noo! How did you manage that one? Are you one of those people who accidentally locks their keys outside of the car?

flockz 19

Thursday 2 February 2012 8:39

this is my secondary reason for always having a small bottle of lube on me at all times.

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Inediblepeaches 15

Thursday 2 February 2012 22:26

Looks like your in a *takes off sunglasses* twisted situation. *YEAAAAAAAH!*

parkerwashere 6

Thursday 2 February 2012 23:17

Story of my life.

happilyever2012 6

Thursday 2 February 2012 23:23

Buhahahaha!

prettypinkpixie 9

Thursday 2 February 2012 23:26

I've always been scared when walking through those that I would get stuck. Knowing now that it does actually happen I'll be even more scared. FYL

jillybean555 5

Thursday 2 February 2012 23:32

It just keeps spinning and spinning...

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 3 February 2012 0:09

Those things are looking for trouble.

Kayla_Zee_Ninja 8

Friday 3 February 2012 2:44

Don't worry!!! I always get stuck in them o.o they're traps for Moronic Ninjas o.o

drmountaindeww 0

Friday 3 February 2012 3:44

I almost got stuck in one at Jordan's furniture. Of course i was only 6

Undead_Doll 7

Friday 3 February 2012 5:50

If it makes you feel any better I walked into a glass wall at a store because the glass was so clean! :S

ouchie1013 0

Friday 3 February 2012 5:52

he's from New York, explains a lot

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