By Bruce - 02/02/2012 03:11 - United States

Today, my son learned that when you slide a mug across the kitchen table, it doesn't stop where you expect it to like in the old cartoons. I then learned what it feels like to have a full mug of hot chocolate spilled onto my crotch. FML
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derpster 7

hot crotch buns. GET IT? anyone? no? ok..

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derpster 7

first. sorry, got excited, that's on my bucket list. :3

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elliottemoose 1

That wouldn't feel to great now would it :-/

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enonymous 8

Anyone else's panties get wet and their nipples hard like mine just did after reading this fml?

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WCARlover 34

I think it would feel wonderful actually...:p

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GoW_Chick 14

"I'm hot blooded, about 103, my crotch feels like it's on fire, can't someone help me please?!" That's what popped into my head when I read this.

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ShyAnn29 14

8, you're definitely not the only one! I got pretty hot myself!

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Poopolicious 5

But on the bright side your **** taste delicious and is heated already! Ready to e served:)

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derpster 7

hot crotch buns. GET IT? anyone? no? ok..

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GovernorGeneral 8

OH OH ME ME MEEE. I GET IT SIR!!

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GovernorGeneral 8

Yes id like a cookie for those of you who are thinking to give me one. C:

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ban_anaa 0

Damn. I meant to give you a thumbs down #21. My mistake.

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KeyboardWarrior 10

24 Cool story bro, want a cookie? Too bad, I already gave it to the governor.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

I don't get it. Then again, I don't get hot beverages poured over my crotch either ;)

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camochick27 4

Hot "cross" buns is what he was getting at... Lmao.

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ryanross 11

Thanks #43, I don't think anyone would have understood the joke if it weren't for you.

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99problems99 0

The tourettes guy does actually when some guy opens a door

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Dojan 16

46 - I wouldn't have understood it. I have never heard of "hot cross buns" before.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

57- it wasn't hot. And, you can't do SHIT without your BALLS!!

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GovernorGeneral 8

39- thanks ;) 44- so are all the others...

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justmyswag 9

And then his son learned what a good old fashioned ass whoopin felt like.

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flockz 19

i just think you made a lousy attempt at a catch, butterfingers. now excuse me, i'm going to go hunt me some wabbits. i saw it in this cartoon once.

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ilove80smetal 8

Dear lord do you not watch bugs bunny!

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BeatifulPenguin 4

I love your pic!!!

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MSheary1993 1

I would post why this doesn't make sense but then I saw you were asian and realized you can't open your eyes wide enough to read properly.

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EpicSquishii 21

On the bright side, Jr. just might have negated the chance if a repeat performance by a future child. Sterility FTW!

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MandyMeow_fml 18

Well he had to learn someday that things don't always work the same as they do in cartoons.. Unfortunately for you he was drinking a scolding hot beverage at the time.

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BeatifulPenguin 4

Grammar. Duh. Jk! Even though people say it like it's with an 'o', it's not... Thanks # 50! For helping rid the world of the not-really-a-word-word 'scolding'.

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Hey, it could be worse..... Wait no, no it really can't.

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DontClickOnMe 28

What? Lol. What does McDonald's have to do with this...

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5HT2A 5

"I failed highschool and my gf of 5 years dumped me :(" "**** it, just sue McDonalds"

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yahoowizard 16

It's from a lawsuit where a woman sued McDonalds for burning herself after spilling coffee on her lap because she didn't know the coffee was hot.

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zingline89 18

No, you guys misunderstood, Sue McDonalds was my first grade teacher, and this FML reminded me of her :P

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