By Oopsie - 28/07/2015 17:18 - United States - Saint Albans

Today, a revolving door got the better of me. I made it into the crowded lobby, unlike my skirt. Bad day to wear a thong. FML
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LifelessStars 22

I'm sure you've made someone's day extra special.

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Devildrake 19

Someone, somewhere, is announcing this as one of the best things that they ever saw.

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Ms_ValS 27

Hmm... Your name suggests that you're not entirely embarrassed.

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ChristinePi 36

That's quite and assumption to make with just one word.

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1dvs_bstd 41

#1 Pray, give us a befitting name. It was unintentional, besides have you been to Walmart?

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kuffis 11

People have different characters, some see nightmares about such events long aterwards, while another might get a rush of adrenaline about such mishap. If you found the experience - despite embarrassment or because of it - to be titillating, consider trying stripping. Take it as a learning experience.

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THEDUDE1553566 24

Don't be ashamed it's only your body. I hope you are feeling better

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JimBobJimBob 5

Are you really telling her that she shouldn't be embarrassed about what happened? Are you really telling her that she should just be okay with it? Just because you're comfortable with your body doesn't mean you HAVE to be comfortable flashing people in public. Believe it or not, some people like to dress conservatively and hide their bodies from random strangers in a public area. This doesn't mean that you're ashamed of your body: it simply means that you aren't comfortable showing your private areas to people you don't know. I hate this argument that people use. Wearing shorts that show off the bottom half of your ass to Walmart? "Don't be ashamed, it's just your body!" Wearing a tank top to school whose neckline stops just above your nipples? "Don't be ashamed, it's just your body!"

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nfedrichy 20

Calm your nipples 81. #2 was simply trying comfort op. Besodes im sure the people in the lobby will see that her skirt got ripped out and that shes not just going around flashing people for her pleasure. #2 is not saying go show the people of walmart your ass cheeks, hes simply saying to try not to make a big deal out of this situation because it's only her body and it's not going to hurt anyone. I suggest you stop assuming things on people's comments because you just come off as an ignorant mule and a total nuisance. A wise man once said : "Don't assume or you'll make an ass out of you and me".

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rockwrench 18

#86 Wish I could give you an award. Right on!!!!

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LifelessStars 22

I'm sure you've made someone's day extra special.

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Lalala579121 27

Your picture ia pretty perfect for that.

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Wizardo 33

When entering the premises is extra cheeky

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Devildrake 19

Someone, somewhere, is announcing this as one of the best things that they ever saw.

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Murilirum 23

Introducing the counterpart to FML... My Life Rocks! (MLR), starting with this situation from another perspective.

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darkstarrising 18

Could've been worse. You could've worn nothing and felt a breeze.

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onlychildFTW 33

I'm sure with her thong she still felt a breeze.

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uncle_ssaamm 12

rule number one with skrts is never wear a thong underneath i always wear boyshorts under cuz one time i saw a girl get off the buss and her but was hanging out and she sidnt even know it!

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onlychildFTW 33

I'm sure she knew #93. Most girls let their butts hang out, at least where I live anyways.

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Wolfipoo 31

Must've been fun to be everyday Jim today, but sorry that you couldn't have known that would happen, be more careful Op.

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parrchristianna 14

so that's why she posted it to fall, I was wondering! note the sarcasm

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