Miscellaneous: Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML

By pmony - 02/02/2012 02:48 - United States

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML

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You deserved it 9 723

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2023 03:00

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door and had to be rescued by the fire department after about 30 minutes of walking in circles with no open exit. At least they got a good laugh out of it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 687

You deserved it 226

By Oopsie - 28/07/2015 17:18 - United States - Saint Albans

Today, a revolving door got the better of me. I made it into the crowded lobby, unlike my skirt. Bad day to wear a thong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 466

You deserved it 3 799

By AwwChute - 21/02/2010 01:53 - United States

Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 025

You deserved it 32 726

By nevergettingajob - 22/02/2012 18:10 - Canada

Today, after handing in my resume to get a part-time job, I tried leaving, but the door wouldn't open. It was the "in" door. The person I gave my resume to had to slowly explain this to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 069

You deserved it 25 862

By UnhappilyUnemployed - 16/06/2014 22:49 - United States - Madison

Today, I had a job interview. It went really well until I couldn't figure out how to open the slide door to get out of the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 625

You deserved it 6 206

By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:02 - United States

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML

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You deserved it 6 964

By Nick - 27/11/2009 10:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 017

You deserved it 28 927

By amyhyett - 28/01/2015 23:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML

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You deserved it 3 417

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2019 23:30 - India - Pune

Today, I've managed to lock myself in my own bedroom. It won't open no matter what I do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 538

You deserved it 380

By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 03:20 - United States - Auburn

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 242

You deserved it 3 477

TheRealBruce 12

Thursday 2 February 2012 8:37

Oh noo! How did you manage that one? Are you one of those people who accidentally locks their keys outside of the car?

flockz 19

Thursday 2 February 2012 8:39

this is my secondary reason for always having a small bottle of lube on me at all times.

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sarahlovesyewxD 8

Tuesday 7 February 2012 1:23

I believe this fad all started with Justin Bieber

TheCamoWulf 17

Saturday 11 February 2012 17:44

LOL that happened to me once XD

vanessaizawesome 8

Tuesday 12 June 2012 1:56

Oh wow Thts nice...

ise_is_lazy 4

Friday 15 June 2012 2:38

how...?

mattanator 2

Thursday 9 August 2012 7:19

how, what and why

klx125cross 9

Monday 20 August 2012 14:46

Is that even possible?

sammieb 5

Thursday 30 August 2012 4:21

I got my head stuck in one before

mxgirl1998 26

Saturday 12 October 2013 6:08

They usually have an emergency push sign.

FMLworthy5000 21

Saturday 28 June 2014 3:46

Been there

FeedTheStache 13

Saturday 16 August 2014 20:01

It happens to the best of us.

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Feeling goofy, I thought it’d be funny to try to reenact that horrible sex scene from the movie Showgirls. I threw my body back, but completely lost my balance and smashed my head on the headboard. I ended up with a bad concussion and a huge hospital bill. FML

I agree, your life sucks 839

You deserved it 2 156

Today, after my husband got ready for work, he touched my arm and slowly bent down. I assumed he was going to say he loved me and to have a good day. As I quickly thought of a loving response and prepared to give him a kiss, he whispered in my ear, "Did you put a dead mouse in the toilet?" Thanks a lot, cat. FML

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You deserved it 132

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Today, I called the cops on my neighbor's millionth extremely loud alcoholic party. Music stopped before the cop showed up and resumed 10 minutes later. It's 1:30am and still going. FML

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You deserved it 757

Today, I actually can't choose what's worse, hearing my direct neighbour having really loud sex on a regular basis, including furniture breaking, or hearing people cheering and playing the piano in the same room. Upper-class fantasy? FML

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You deserved it 242

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML

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You deserved it 6 289

Today, in the middle of an exam, I was escorted out by the campus police due to suspicion of a concealed weapon. The officers couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes when they found out the weapon was metal knitting needles. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 320

You deserved it 3 849

Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied, "Now calling Afton." Afton is my ex. While trying to quickly end the call, my phone froze and the buttons stopped working. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 299

You deserved it 1 462

Today, I had to listen to my best friend explain how to properly unstick one's balls from one's leg. I'm a girl. FML

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You deserved it 245

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